Greetings. I posted a claim a few days ago, and I noticed that the Office of Crown Contracts has paid other claims, but has missed mine.
Was there a problem with my claim? I made it after I was accepted to hunt enemies for the Bretonian Government. If so, please let me know as I have more evidence to include of my destruction of the enemy vessel and I can update accordingly.
Comm Channel: Open
From: Office of Crown Contracts, Cdre. Jack Frost
To: Wyatt_Cross
Re: Bounty Claims
Sir,
I must humbly apologies for overlooking your claim. Most unlike me.
payment has now been sent to your account with a bonus for my mishandling.
This will not occur again, i can assure you.
No need to worry or apologize. I had just assumed there was an issue with my claim. I have seen you're very prompt about paying claims, so it wasn't an issue about your timeliness or any other thing.
I was worried I had made the error.
The Bretonian Government is very prompt about issuing credits, and this is why Bretonia will always be my choice when it comes to business.
Thank you very much. I hope to return soon with more claims.
Office of Crown Contracts... Oh, good day, excuse me, I never ever sent a letter to more important governmental institution than a local library. My name is Samantha Larsen and since I got my Bounty Hunter license, I was going to do something good for my dear Bretonia. I think that I should fill a form, right? Ah, here it is:
I suppose that's all I need to mention. If that will be needed, I'll arrive in person to the Office that is on... New London, I suppose? I really need this job, I have to disburse a loan for this ship and so on. I promise to shoot less terrorists if the Crown will need to spend the funds on something more important or I can even fulfil three contracts on the price of two. Thank you and goodbye.
Greetings. It has been a while since we claimed anything for Bretonia. Regrettably a lot of criminals in Bretonia were not subjects to a bounty. However, due to recent changes in your policy I think we will be able to do more hunting for you. I am just claiming a single Corsair fighter pirating at a trade lane in Leeds.
The Clown has some more vacation pictures. Was sitting under the sun in Dublin, being cool as usual (despite sitting under the sun) when one of the Clown's informants said a molly was shaking down a BMM miner.
So the Clown rushed to the scene and jumped in a savage battle. It was fleet vs fleet. Battleships all over. Massive exlosions. I think even planet Leeds blew up. Goats were dancing the twist. Cruisers burst into flames, gunboats shooting everyone (including their mommas) and just general anarchy.
Ok, maybe it was just 1 miner being shot at by a Molly. But that's cool too, right? The miner wanted my help, he got it.
Molly went boom
BUT THEN! Ohhh MY GODDDZZZZZZ!
There was like this AI cruiser. and he said he was the [OG] 's buddy. his personal microwave with afterburners. get it? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*does backflip*
anyway, the vacuumcleaner on steroids said he was a Molly ally and shot at His Clowness.
and His Clowness was like 'yeah right, you suck'
Tore his shield down but my ship lacked the firepower to take the cruiiser alone.
So the cruiser went: 'u suck, I is bettaah than you!'
Then another hunter and a Mandalore showed up. we were all like 'eat our triple triad attack of love!'
Cruiser did. he got junked. Like... totally. He's a pirate it seems so The Clown will claim him here yeah?
the Blue Sushi patrol passed by. Me and some local lawfuls were going 'that's cool yeah? let's talk to em'
and the squids went '***bllaarghh*** and attacked a Bret gunboat which I mistook for a cruiser. (why are those things so big? do they soley have obese captains at the helm?)
anyway, more shooting, screaming and general awesomeness from both sides. The squids were all like 'kamikaze!' and we were all like 'thats braver than being a hetrosexual woman in Ainu'
Explosions followed.
Send The Clown a BILLION credits for his work. I'll share it with the others.
*does backflip*
Now to contact your head honchos about that cruiser.
Comm Channel: Open
From: Office of Crown Contracts, Cdre. Jack Frost
To: Samantha Larsen
Re: Bounty Board Applications
Miss larsen,
Your application has been successfull and your ship, callsign Tweedledum, has been added to the register.
Please make sure you know the requierments for claiming and i look forward to hearing from you soon.
Comm Channel: Open
From: Office of Crown Contracts, Cdre. Jack Frost
To: EDGE|Leviathan, BHG|The.Clown
Re: Bounty Claims
EDGE|Leviathan,
Good work on the kill sir. Indeed i havnt heard from you lads in a while but with some new contracts out i hope to see EDGE| active again in Bretonia. Payment sent to your account.
BHG|The.Clown,
Always a pleasure to hear from you sir. Been a busy man i see. Very well done. Payment has been sent to your account including the BHG| bonus.
My name is Aleksei "The Lonewolf" Volkov. I am here to teach babies not to get in the way with of people with bad tempers. Also to get paid but this is besides point. I am here for make things you want gone or captured. Maybe 1st option is more preferable on my behalf but I will try to capture said babies who you want.
Aleksei looks closely at the screen.
Oh...some kind of form I need to fill.
He drinks more vodka.
Full Name: Aleksei Volkov
Identification: Bounty Hunter Identification #5011-A
Ship: Mikoyan-Gurevich (Callsign) AP-18100 "Manta" Bounty Hunter Very Heavy Fighter
Equipment: Ship Breakers 1 and 2
Reputation: Where did I put it...Oh. Here. BAF/BPA; Unlawfuls 1, 2 and 3; Kusarians
Horoshyee! This is all. If you need more infomation, ask. This Soviet has nothing to hide.
He drinks even more vodka.
Dosvidaniya komrades!
***Transmission Terminated***
// Just a heads up, I am not RUS. Aleksei is Russian.
' Wrote:As much as I hate having to agree with Tobi, I agree with everything he said. Get off Newark and get out there ingame doing stuff. Seriously, I should charge you for parking