I got some great news! Maine, Pittsburgh's moon is Hellfire territory!
After the declaration there was no resistance, though today a LPI gunboat launched an attack on our beloved golf ball -looking planetoid, they were so scared when I showed up that as can be seen from a guncam salvaged from their ship they forgot to steer while fleeing and crashed on the surface of Pittsburgh!
*Beumont appears with a song playing in the backround.
He sighs, and starts to talk*
Beumont here.
[color=#FFFF33]Did a patrol in my Gunship again.
Hit West Point first, found a trio of Naval fighters. They foolishly attacked, and after
I hit one with tri razors here the other two retreated.
I continued on to Manhattan, and found a pair of LSF ships. They attacked me as well
, and after I killed their bomber here
the second one ran off. However, it attacked again when a Liberty Navy bomber came
to assist, and after a LABC and LSC engaged me as well, I managed to snipe it with
razors here, I retreated back to Vespucci.
[color=#FF0000]<span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%]Libera te ex infernis.
That looks very good, Beaumont. Three buggers down I see? Congratulations, lad.
Ye hereby receive the following award:
[font=Arial][color=#FF9900]>[color=#33CCFF]Purifying Flame -Awarded to those who successfully shoot down three or more enemy ships on a solo operation.
Keep up the good work.
Libera te ex infernis!
Fleet Admiral Frosthearth, president of Maine, out
Among bunch of *spits* them, with great help of Brothers in arms I managed to take Hostile fighter down.
Not much more to say about those actions. Some of us had to use ER capsules, rest managed to survive.
One thing is certain, they felt it, and felt it hard. Most of those cowards docked at base, and never came out.
Probably they stucked with diarrhoea at local toillette. I presume they will spent a lot of time there.
In the absence of Maellan Dagon, High Command has decided to appoint [color=#000000]Christina Hunter to replace him as [color=#99FF99]Star Colonel. Congratulations!
In addit[color=#FF9900]ion to Hunter's promotion to Star Colonel, Mark Gilbert and Ervyn Kapell are both being promoted to the rank of Major.
Following up on Kapell's combat proficiency test, I've decided to allow him a one week trial period for the use of 4xGOLDENBLADE Proton Cannons. Depending on his performance in the field, he will either be permitted to keep the guns or made to swap them back out for Hellflurries later.
[color=#FF6600]Right ee'rbody... Listen up... We've been celebrating MISSSHES Cristina's promotion... And I have to say, the alcoholism going on is fun... So I want you all to join in song, in a toast to our new STAR COLONEL!
Missus Cristina, the new Star Colonel,
OOOOOH... She started out on Crete,
She proceeded to lose a bet,
That she later would regret,
Stars upon her brow,
She arrived at the Legion,
The beats were ragin',
But that didn't stop her from looking malignant!
One time when she was flying,
She lost her panties
She lost her sanity OH MY GOD IT'S A CALAMITY
And I dare say,
To all your dismay,
There are no pictures,
Off her with no pitchers (on),
It's all up in my head, indeed!
The original line was;
"Missus Cristina,
She had an oedema"
But I couldn't continue on because it turns out that oedemas are fatal.
[font=fixedsys]That is all. Admiral Earlock ouuuuuut!