Bad poetry corner

[Not Espi]

Roses are blue,
violets are blue,
this poem is color blind,
or is it the HUE?


kurosaur, that is an abomination! one does not pick on the fresh prince!

[Slartibartfast]

Insofar as I can see, poetry is not my thing
good thing I have found this then
flood won't ever be the same again.

Wait a second, isn't this,
flood's most sacred, corny bliss?
Gah, why not indulge ourselves,
in most awkward, foul smell.

To flood then, shall my toast ring true,
oops, I accidentally a glue.

[Leo]

-Where I go, my camera goes.
-What is in my soul, is what my camera shows.
-What my camera sees, is what I see.
-Where my camera goes, is up to me.

-I am defined, by who I am.
-I always do, what I can.
-If you don't like it, that's so sad.
-Because I wish you could know me, oh so bad.

-I'm a photographer, it's what I do.
-Why not come along? You'd get a clue.
-Come and see what I see.
-Once you do, I think you'll agree.

-Where I go, my camera goes.
-Come along with me, see what it shows.
-What my camera sees, is what I see.
-Unlock your potential, learn to be free.


It's not bad poetry, I find it very good, actually.

~Leo

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[Not Espi]

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first line of that and i already spilled my drink. gj

[Jihadjoe]

first line of that and i already spilled my drink. gj

:lol:

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[Bootsiuv]

This is a tale of love and loss,
I was attracted to this girl,
wanted to do her like a boss,
then finally, after so many years,
she called me over, offered me a few beers.
Things were getting hot, and I really mean this,
She began to undress...and showed me her penis.:crazy:

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[Leo]

I hear a hammer coming from somewhere, but I don't know from which direction it's coming from.

~Leo

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[Slartibartfast]

Nonsensical Poem #2

New York at the setting sun
Starflea, Dread and a bread bun.
Who will win and who'll F1?

Dread engages, no RP,
Starflea rages on the beat.
Bluish message pops right up
bread bun's gobbled on the spot.

[Loken]

I see you driving
Round town with the girl I love
And I'm like "haiku"

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[Jihadjoe]

Along Rails

Like a train in the night,
The fixed mind rides.
A single track, not a glance to the sides.
Lets break from this and widen our sight.

Enough with the freelancer!
Creativity's the answer!
Predictability like the number of syllables I managed to insert into this line. (I'm so sorry)
That'd be just fine.

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