you may have already heard of me as the greatest zoner of all times...yes the rumors are true...i really am the greatest of the great. So why do i contact you? Well, i lately have a disturbing lack of challenges in my life. So i decided to look for a new business.
I think running a station would be perfect. But i dun wanna sit on a station in the middle of nowhere and greet the one ship that comes by every month.
No!
I want a station that is right in the middle of conflicts! A challenge!
in short: I want you to resign from office as administrator of FP9 and leave all your powers and the ownership of the station to me.
It will be in good hands, dun worry....i'll lead it in a good zoner way.
Of course you will still be welcome on the station and i even will give you some place to live in....a luxury suit even.
to make the decision a bit easier i will also pay you 500.000.000 SC as compensation.
If there are problems / questions or you are extremely greedy just name it.
you may have already heard of me as the greatest zoner of all times...yes the rumors are true...i really am the greatest of the great. So why do i contact you? Well, i lately have a disturbing lack of challenges in my life. So i decided to look for a new business.
I think running a station would be perfect. But i dun wanna sit on a station in the middle of nowhere and greet the one ship that comes by every month.
No!
I want a station that is right in the middle of conflicts! A challenge!
in short: I want you to resign from office as administrator of FP9 and leave all your powers and the ownership of the station to me.
It will be in good hands, dun worry....i'll lead it in a good zoner way.
Of course you will still be welcome on the station and i even will give you some place to live in....a luxury suit even.
to make the decision a bit easier i will also pay you 500.000.000 SC as compensation.
If there are problems / questions or you are extremely greedy just name it.
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No idea where Argus Silvan is, or Mannock Benitez for that matter, but it does not matter. Hopefully, they're not off together. Now that would be awkward.
Either way, it doesn't matter, as the only member of the Freeport 9 Administration Council to see this so far, I will respond to it.
Firstly, you're dirt poor. Add a few more zeros to that amount. Then triple it. Then add some polish and throw a Juggernaut on top. Long story short, we got enough loons offering too little to buy this pristine piece of metal. Think about it, we got new biodomes and shields put in. Fresh cabbage. Going to take a lot more than five hundred million coins for us to surrender this cabbage. Wait no, I mean metal. Pristine metal. Can you edit transmissions after you send them? Never mind, no-one cares.
Secondly, I've got a challenge for you, oh so great Zoner. You should join The Omicroners with such a lofty attitude. Anyway, back to point. Kick the Corsairs out of Crete. Buy their planet or whatever, and we'll trade. Hahahahaha. I'm joking. We've got cabbages and they don't.
Yeah.
Damn I love this transmission leadership business. They should make me king of transmission on the good ol' Nine. Oh wait, I didn't turn this off. Damn. Wait, where's that cabbage...
-Mike Rotch.
Freeport 9 Administration Council.
Zoner Extraordinaire.
Saviour of Sirius.
Better than you.
Why am i not surprised that most of the FP9 administration team could not be found anywhere?
However you might be as good as any of the others:
First of all:
I won't pay billions of credits...no matter how much you d like it.
Paying you 500 mio SC would be exactly 500 mio too much, but i offered them to give you a chance to leave with enough to disappear somewhere.
Your answer almost sounded like you think you actually would deserve some major compensation. Why is that?
Because you ran down the station completely? You made the Zoners on a Freeport to slaves of the Outcasts and Corsairs. You bowed down to their orders. You betrayed our own kind just to keep your pathetic life.
I personally would love to put you to death for high treason, but instead i offered you a chance to leave.
Should have known that you would not even have enough honor to recognize that.
It is time that Freeport 9 finally gets a leadership who still values the zoner way. Step aside and pass on the administration to me!
The second part of your transmission just confirms my statement:
Why should i "kick out the corsairs" of crete? They have a strong leadership and seem to be capable of running their business. They even subjugated the zoners on their own freeport.
And me joining the Omicroners....i think that is not even worth a comment...
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Why am i not surprised that most of the FP9 administration team could not be found anywhere?
However you might be as good as any of the others:
First of all:
I won't pay billions of credits...no matter how much you d like it.
Paying you 500 mio SC would be exactly 500 mio too much, but i offered them to give you a chance to leave with enough to disappear somewhere.
Your answer almost sounded like you think you actually would deserve some major compensation. Why is that?
Because you ran down the station completely? You made the Zoners on a Freeport to slaves of the Outcasts and Corsairs. You bowed down to their orders. You betrayed our own kind just to keep your pathetic life.
I personally would love to put you to death for high treason, but instead i offered you a chance to leave.
Should have known that you would not even have enough honor to recognize that.
It is time that Freeport 9 finally gets a leadership who still values the zoner way. Step aside and pass on the administration to me!
The second part of your transmission just confirms my statement:
Why should i "kick out the corsairs" of crete? They have a strong leadership and seem to be capable of running their business. They even subjugated the zoners on their own freeport.
And me joining the Omicroners....i think that is not even worth a comment...
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Hold on, you actually bothered to respond? I was sure I made myself clear.
Anyway, apparently, some cabbage fell on the screen. Hold on, let me remove it. Wait, no, it's stuck on. Should I try rubbing it with something? Not sure. Wait, hold on, I'll try rubbing it with another cabbage. No? Damn. I was sure that would work. Physics state that cabbage should attract cabbage. Wait no, wasn't that opposites attract? Is that even physics? I know philosophy! I should be king of transmissions and philosophy.
Oh wait, back to the topic at hand. Hold on, let me get my voice right for this.
OH GREAT ZONER DAKUN, PLEASE DO NOT SOIL YOURSELF BY BOTHERING WITH SUCH MENIAL TASKS SUCH AS RUNNING FREEPORT 9. I BEG OF YOU. THINK OF THE CHILDREN. THE CALAMITY. YOU WOULD LEAD US ON A RIGHTEOUS PATH, BUT WE ARE BEYOND SALVATION. WE ARE NOT WORTHY!
Wait no, even I cannot kowtow that much. Feels like that time The Order caught me with my pants down. Needless to say copious amounts of cabbage have not rectified that issue. Haha, rectified. Ow. The pain seems to be associated to the memory.
Anyway, long story short. No.
And I have more credits and cabbage than you anyway. Hmph.
-Mike Rotch.
Freeport 9 Administration Council.
Zoner Extraordinaire.
Saviour of Sirius.
Better than you.
How comes some cabbage fetish lunatic is running a freeport...nevermind it is doomed.
I dun know when you last checked my financial status but i dont think it is a big secret that i am the richest zoner of all times and most likely the richest man in the universe.
but i am sure if you sell a few cabbages you might be able to afford these pills of yours.
all your friends, you and your beloved omicroners together do not have even half the amount of credits i have in my piggy bank on pittsburgh. However a comparison between your poorness and my shiny richdom is useless.
But claiming that you would be more handsome than me is low...even for an addict!
I am the most pretty and most desirable face this world has ever seen!
' Wrote:Oh, how mighty the Lettuce Overlord Dakun is to see through my veil.
Just kidding, I'm awesome. And that's mainly because I'm not as stupid as you, or cunning as an Omicroner.
-Mike Rotch.
Freeport 9 Administration Council.
Zoner Extraordinaire.
Saviour of Sirius.
Better than you.
###LOL###
You just killed yourself in a verbal way. fascinating.
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