Bad poetry corner

[Death.RunningVerminator]

I cant dance
i cant talk
the only thing about me is that im drunk.

How dare you.

[Independent Miners Guild]

From Kaiwren:


O, woe is the IMG,
our ships of black and red are gone-

Woe be to the miners,
their hegemons are nerf'd-

Woe be to the transport pilot,
A ten percent nerf on his guns-

But joy, joy, joy to the gunboats!
As if the 'dente wasn't OP already.

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[Soul Reaper]

But what is this?
The worshipers of orange,
Spreaders of addiction
Forward bring the ravager
A beast as long as an administrators ego
A spawn of retardation.

The Nyx and the Thannie hold their ground,
Awaiting on a miracle yet to be found.

The battle would have been quick but not long,
If the Outcasts could actually lock on
Yet even with their numbers,
Yet even with their Sabres,
They had yet to scratch the remnants

The battle continued with length and might,
A sound was heard, an echo from Skype,
As it seemed that the time was ripe

There came Panzer in his majestic Light,
With a Kronos in it's dauntless Might

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[Not Espi]

Bad haiku is
bad. Really bad.
Serious

[Jihadjoe]

Bad haiku is
bad. Really bad.
Serious

This is what I'm talking about.

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[Jeremy Hunter]

I can't rhyme
I can't sing.
But maybe I can
...no, wait.
I can't.

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May you ever walk in the Light, Shizune.

[Not Espi]

7 AM, gotta wake up, gotta get down stairs, have my cereal ...


Wait. Am I copying someone? Goddamnit. There goes creative writing.

[Death.RunningVerminator]

aha

[Leo]

I hate being in the military.

...oh. Sorry, I suck at poetry. I always just say what's on my mind.

Like:

I hate being in the military.

There's a lot of hate in my post isn't there? Glad you noticed.

~Leo

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[Pinko]

I cant dance
i cant talk
the only thing about me is that im drunk.

Sex robot
Sex robot,
Sex robot
Sex robot,
Sex robot
Sex robot.

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I want to get off Mr. Igiss' wild ride.