Me and the boys were coming back from a hard day's work keeping Sirius safe from villany, for a set price per corpse, when we came across one of your boy's Tridentes sitting next to Barrier Gate Station in Coronado.
I can't imagine what he was doing there. Maybe he had to use a docking hatch to use the facilities BECAUSE YOU LED THE BLOODY REDS TO OUR BASE AND THEY TRASHED OUR DOCKING BAYS?!?!
The vessel, in any case, seemed unmanned, but in case the guy inside was napping we gave him some friendly comm dissing to fire up his libido, and failing that, a 60 second countdown. We had thought about giving him 5 minutes, but decided that we couldn't think of any reason for the ship to last that long, and Sagitarii had a good joke he wanted to tell your boy:
Be seeing ya. We'll do lunch. My peeps will talk to your peeps, yada, yada...
[font=Trebuchet Ms]Don't be a fool, Billy-boy. Communists are invading Sirius without anyone's help. [color=#33CC00]Are you blind? They just promised me a lil' dessie as a present and I fell for it. You should relax. By the way, weren't you the one who brought them in Coronado in the first place with your damn operations in Omega 5? At least you should admit to that one.
You come to me with this silly proofs while I am taking a break from re-painting walls in the bar, our bar in which you don't want to invest money for reconstruction? How dare you, Merry Men's lead-guy? Try attacking me and not my promising rookie, who was simply taking a crap in your Pod. See what will happen. You're gonna need a lot more people than that.
Anyway, this means war although I don't really blame you that you took this kind of action. Then again, I don't mind about that - fun is fun. Therefore, our agreement of Coronado as No-Fire system is now over. And from now on in, not only that we will start exterminating your brady bunch along with those the gay-commies who killed our sluts, but we will start massively using your toilettes while keeping ours clean, muha, haha, ha-ha, ha, haa.
[HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION DISAPPEARS]
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