Kaiserliche Polizei Rheinland Message Dump

[Tomtomrawr]

PRIORITY: [color=#33CC00]High
ENCRYPTION: Medium
IDENTIFICATION: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner
TO: MDCC
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin
SUBJECT: Report, 09.08.818

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Fuer today, I started mein patrol in ze Stuttgart system at planet Stuttgart. I left the atmosphere in mein Mjolnir und moved to ze Neu Berlin jump gate. I jumped through to ze Capital system und was immediately assaulted by LWB ships. Zese were dispatched quickly und I moved through ze Capital without incident after zis.

I jumped to Frankfurt und moved to Mannheim, when the trade lane vas disrupted close to ze station by Hessians. Ze station defences along with my assistance proved too much fuer zis raiding party who were taken prisoner. I continued through ze Frankfurt system without incident und jumped to Munich. I was greeted on ze other side by another LWB assault, which I aided in the destruction of.

I moved through the trade lanes und arrived und arrived at Nuremberg without another incident. I am currently having problems uploading ze images taken during zis patrol from my flight computer, but will put zem in as soon as I am able to.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.