Bart Simpson walks into the recruitment office wearing his trademark Blue sneakers, shorts, and red t-shirt. His hair is short and spiked, befitting a young man of mischievous demeanor. Though he enjoyed pranks far greater in his youth. Now a man of 25 years old, Bart Simpson seeks other forms of entertainment than harassing his younger sister or causing his parents untold amounts of grief. He seeks a life of responsibility, excitement, and danger. A way to prove himself to the father he suspects never truly loved him and to receive the adoration of women across the galaxy. For you see Bart is a lonely man. His pranks have earned him a dubious reputation on Springfield Station, the only home he has ever known, and apparently the lady folk there don't take too kindly to ruffians and ne'er-do-wells.
And so, seeking a prosperous future, the love of his abusive alcoholic father, and the promise of meeting hot babes, Bart Simpson signs on the dotted line. As he walks out of the recruitment office and hops on his red skateboard he feels a sense of accomplishment, and for the first time in his bleak existence, a sense of hope.
