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[Dr.Steel]

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From Dr. Phineas Steel
Chief of Medicine, New Gaian Front

Hmm.
Yes... well... indeed.
Of course you would wish to know my credentials. Why wouldn't you?
If what I am doing, where I am doing it, and who I am doing it for were common knowledge... well, I shudder to think.
In fact! I think I shall.
*shudders*

Right, so, umm...
*leans in conspiratorially*
Listen, I can't really speak about what I'm doing at the moment, you see. Purely to protect the integrity of my experiments. Surely as a man of science you understand.
Let me simply say it's big. Really big. Scientifically speaking, flarging enormous!

Anyway!
*smiles crookedly and leans back*
I CAN share a few of my less sensitive credentials and projects. I have PHDs in; General Medicine, Applied Spatial Astronomics, Chemistry, and Extraplanetary Geology. I am also a Bretonian Medical Board certified General Surgeon. Or was. Until they revoked it...
*waves hand dismissively*
...but that's a long story.

I have published papers on Causal Galactic Gravitic Relationships and Supermassive Black Hole theory, as well as my Trans-Static-Inversion Multiverse Principle, which is at the center of all my work.
-Now, don't pay any heed to my detractors *sneers* at the Universities - those dimwit neanderthals fear the light of the truth! Oh, they feign objectivity, but they toil only to improve the lot of their corporate masters, scrabbling like rats after bits of cheese when the grants get handed out...
...But I digress.

Let's see... what else...
Ah, yes. I've fiddled about with Historical Biological Anthropology; the seeking of trace DNA on ancient Terran artifacts.
And Cloning. I've done some of that as well.
I, um, combined the two hobbies once....

We had to dispose of THAT one... It just would not SHUT UP! It just went on and on and ON and ON... only talked to the cameras...
...Oh for crying out... now what on Gaia is THAT picture doing here?

*slaps at the viewer controls*
Ah, well, yes, I suppose I've been outed... I also play a MEAN accordion!
*shrugs sheepishly*

Now Doctor I do hope you'll excuse me - Science never sleeps!
There you have it, sir, all that I am free to divulge.
As they say, if I told you any more, I'd have to melt you down in a particle collider chamber, microwave the remaining slurry, spin it up in a centrifuge, and fire the heavy elements into the nearest solar body.
(I'd need the lighter elements for a lil' something I'm working on at the moment)

If that is not enough to quantify your query, then perhaps I am not the Doctor you are looking for.
I know a great Eye-nose-and-foot Doctor... I can write you a referral...
-Ciao!

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