To: Natalie Callahan

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➸ [color=#BBBBBB]From: [font=Courier New]F. Winter, BigMAX™ Shady Business, Espionage and Slippery Organs Department, Manager

[color=#444444]➸ [color=#AAAAAA]Towards: [font=Courier New]A man dressed in fur so fine, who grows a beard to pass the time.

[color=#333333]➸ [color=#999999]Regarding: [font=Courier New][color=#BBBBBB]Explicitly special delivery confirmation notice.

[font=Microsoft Sans Serif][color=#99AAAA]Bonjour moniseur Zwei-andeur. The Duchess of Bayonetville and CEO of the BigMAX™ Corporation is currently indisposed with slippery affairs demanding her immediate and undisrupted attention.

'Oweveur we are pleased to see that the pick-up ship has established contact with you and the requested gifts have arrived so that the hard-working people from somewhere can enjoy an early Christmas or something. We 'ave already arranged for your LHX-F1A 'eavy Fighteur to be moved to Freeport 2 in the Bering system so you don't 'ave to fly such a long way to pick it up, oui. As a sign of good will from our humble company, we 'ave also taken the Liberty to include a free three-month subscription to BigMAX™ ProSolution™. It 'eally is free of charge and we have thrown in a special motivational bonus package in as well, and as such you will find a collection of Gino Barzini's greatest hits in your Bayonet's cargo compartment. This collection includes blockbusters such as "Gino in the Navy - Gettin' Slippery Again!", or classics as "Military Admirals gone Wild, Vol. 23", and it of course also includes newly-released hits like "F%$§NG SINA!", with Gino of course in the lead role.

As for your request-e for 'Ellflurries, madame Callahan thinks that should you direct another customer for the LHX-F1A our way, she may feel inclined to 'eward you for that noble work with a set of the weaponry in question, oui?

Regardless, we from BigMAX™ - the leading force in male enhancement - 'ope that you find that Bayonet you desired to fulfill all your expectations, and we as well 'ope that you will find the extra-wide and extra-comfy pilot-seat and makeshift-bed combination to be relevant to your slippery interests.

Regards et au revoir.