To the Gallic Royal Police, from your friends of LaBrise

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From: Aurelie LaBrise~ [color=lightblue]La famille de La Brise de Mer
To: Gallic Royal Police
Subject: Sirian Criminals & Junkers

It looks like the Junkers were naughty boys.

We caught these Sirian criminals, who openly claimed that they wanted to pirate Royal navy assets, in the Languedoc area, so of course we did what all good Gallic citizens would do in these circumstances: get them to go away back home. Things quickly heated up, and so did our weapons. Let's be honest, we're between friends here: we know Languedoc isn't pretty for you guys right now, and we wouldn't have bothered reporting this to you if they'd have went into hiding anywhere but there.

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Oh my! Junkers hiding Sirian Criminals! What a shock!

Of course, I believe you could use -that- as a pretext to make a Junker or two pay up or face consequences. Who would they run to complaint to, anyway, the police? Ah!

Yours truly,

Aurèlie LaBrise

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I want to get off Mr. Igiss' wild ride.