Food Shortages on Crete

[bluntpencil2001]

To: Eavesdropping Zoners
Comm. ID: Captain Ares, Planet Crete

Message Begins//

One: Never hack our comms.

Two: Never hack our comms.

Three: Neutrality, neutrality, neutrality... is that why you've provided the Corsairs, in their hob-nailed boots, with a staging post for attacks on Dublin? Even we don't use Gran Canaria as a staging point for attacks! Where's the protocol there, Mister Waverly? Last time I checked, you were also providing the Kusari Naval Forces with weapons-grade deuterium... Neutral indeed.

In fact, it looks like you're plotting the downfall of Bretonia. I can't blame you, what with their blasted monarchy and all.

Four: You never complained many moons ago when la revolucion was fully based off of Gran Canaria... hell, according to our records, our flagship's launch had some representatives from the Zoners spectating, eating their beets and pies, smiling the whole time. Since la revolucion was once based here, do you think we'd dismantle all of our defensive fortresses and pack off all of our civilians for Cape Verde? Come now, I expect more from you than that.

In fact, why are you complaining now? Our soldiers have not even approached your little Veranda or any of your other beloved locations and we don't plan on ordering such. It's a very big planet; you'll never see us, even if you wanted to.

-Ares out

//Message Ends

OOC: From now on use our message dumps, okay? Thanks.

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