As Ollie staggers in front of the camera he tries to light up his cigarette, failing because he lighted the wrong side, he pukes and walks away from the camera. One minute later he appears back in front of the camera, this time with a bottle and another cigarette, this time well lit.
'So. Eye be damned. Eye was sittin' in teh bar when I got a call from meh mate on the Exile_IV. Sayin' a vessel with teh callsign "Freelanza" was moining in our field. The captain of teh Exile gave the moiner the chance to leave without any harm done, in which teh reply of teh moiner was "this is big enough to all i think", and I quote 'ere.'
'So teh vessel Exile gave him another warning to leave, as a last warnin'. Teh reply of teh illegal moiner was "small brain".' 'At this point teh Exile chased him for insultin' a Molly. Teh moiner fled teh area and Exile returned to business.' 'Shockingly enough teh moiner returned to OUR field.' 'So eye got called in.'
'As soon as eye tried to stop him he jumped to Omega-49, where eye followed him. He jumped back and tried to run, at teh same moment insulting me twice. Total count of insults against Molly's: three.' 'Naturally enuf eye chased him down Dublin and managed to get hold of him. The captain of the Michael_the_3 gave teh option to teh moiner to repent but eye wanted to see his destruction.' 'And so I did.' 'Proof of teh destroying of his vessel is to be found here.'