Red Hessian Reporting Facility

[Nicolas]

Transmission source: Freital Base, Omega 11
Transmission ID: Obereutnant Hans Gukel
Transmission receiver: Red Hessian Army
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Guten Abend Kameraden

Zhe Volksrevolution celebrates one victory after zhe other on our guirilla Krieg in Omega-7.
Some days ago I encountered two of those Gallic mercenary Dummköpfe in Omega-7, somehow they zhought I would be a good target for some training so zhey didn`t attack me in disproportionate numbers, they attacked me one after they other, which was there doom.

[09.12.2011 01:41:49] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: *whistles a song*
[09.12.2011 01:44:10] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: *speaks to himself* I wonder if those French bastards dare to face me alone
[09.12.2011 01:45:34] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Ahh there you are little Gallic Dummkopf
[09.12.2011 01:47:10] SMP|Emma.Leroy: and what are you doing here
[09.12.2011 01:47:21] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Patroling my system
[09.12.2011 01:47:31] SMP|Emma.Leroy: your system
[09.12.2011 01:47:42] SMP|Emma.Leroy: what are jou some clown
[09.12.2011 01:47:44] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: So how about you leave my land?
[09.12.2011 01:48:05] SMP|Emma.Leroy: I dont think so
[09.12.2011 01:48:49] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: That would be better for your health
[09.12.2011 01:49:08] SMP|Emma.Leroy: you will never learn right'
[09.12.2011 01:49:17] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: What?
[09.12.2011 01:49:37] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: That you`re just a bunch of moneywhoring Vollidioten?
[09.12.2011 01:50:17] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: The way you earn it
[09.12.2011 01:50:52] SMP|Emma.Leroy: sorry this is nothing personal
[09.12.2011 01:51:05] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: For me it is
[09.12.2011 01:52:50] SMP|Emma.Leroy: kruger patrol dont like you
[09.12.2011 01:53:13] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: I know, but they die like flies, I wonder where Kruger takes that much people from
[09.12.2011 01:55:27] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Well, it`s time for you to die I guess
[09.12.2011 01:55:30] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Feuer

[09.12.2011 01:56:13] SMP|Pascal.Lacroix: ohhh Bonjour Emma...
[09.12.2011 01:56:21] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Ahh just like I expected
[09.12.2011 01:56:22] SMP|Emma.Leroy: Bonjour
[09.12.2011 01:56:22] SMP|Pascal.Lacroix: Bonjour Gukel....
[09.12.2011 01:56:48] SMP|Pascal.Lacroix: damn drunk games all over night for me..*hik* ya know
[09.12.2011 01:57:04] SMP|Pascal.Lacroix: I'm in terible *mood*
[09.12.2011 01:57:51] SMP|Pascal.Lacroix: so howdy all? you haz a some kind of problem with Gukel...Emma *I wonder*
[09.12.2011 01:58:15] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Yeah, problems to hit me *laughs*
[09.12.2011 01:58:34] SMP|Pascal.Lacroix: damn that's not nice Gukel,she is a women ya know?!
[09.12.2011 02:00:05] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: *Laughs* A gunboat for a single fighter?
[09.12.2011 02:00:21] SMP|Pascal.Lacroix: don't worry about Gunboat
[09.12.2011 02:02:41] SMP|Pascal.Lacroix: damn Gukel ar'ya ok?
[09.12.2011 02:02:55] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Better than fraulein Emma
[09.12.2011 02:03:10] SMP|Pascal.Lacroix: respect Emma ya know
[09.12.2011 02:03:20] SMP|Pascal.Lacroix: be gentleman
[09.12.2011 02:03:24] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: I am
[09.12.2011 02:03:34] SMP|Pascal.Lacroix: ye I see...

[09.12.2011 02:08:36] SMP|Pascal.Lacroix: damn...not good at all!
[09.12.2011 02:08:49] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Indeed
[09.12.2011 02:08:50] Kruger-RNC-Donner: ok now gukel time to die
[09.12.2011 02:09:04] SMP|Pascal.Lacroix: well...
[09.12.2011 02:09:33] SMP|Pascal.Lacroix: you and me Gukel?!
[09.12.2011 02:09:39] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: I`d try that
[09.12.2011 02:09:53] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: But not with zhat Dummkopf in zhe Gunboat behind me
[09.12.2011 02:09:54] SMP|Pascal.Lacroix: ok
[09.12.2011 02:10:01] Kruger-RNC-Donner: ah well i'm gonna only watch
[09.12.2011 02:10:07] SMP|Pascal.Lacroix: don't worry about him...
[09.12.2011 02:10:22] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Gut, let`s begin.

[09.12.2011 02:12:30] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Fools
[09.12.2011 02:12:39] Kruger-RNC-Donner: zeta you whan shot him
[09.12.2011 02:12:46] Kruger|Zeta-16: *looks over to Donner*
[09.12.2011 02:12:58] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Next one please
[09.12.2011 02:13:00] Kruger|Zeta-16: Im here to keep the place clear not duel hessains

At zhat point it was time for me to leave, I reached Freital without any serious damages.


We all know, that zhe Mollies` WG group often stands with us on our occasional Gamma raids, but now I flew a longer patrol with one of those brave warriors and I must say it was an honor.
I met him occasionally in Omega 5, where he was successfully driving off a Cannibal.

[10.12.2011 00:01:42] [M]-PotO'Gold|WG: Deaglan: ain' you a polite little sair eh hahah, jus keep outta ma business or ah' may have t' claim on ye stinkin' arrse'
[10.12.2011 00:01:56] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: What do I have to hear?
[10.12.2011 00:02:04] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: A Sair in Hessian Space?
[10.12.2011 00:02:12] Corsair-Tiberio-Benitez: Wich kind of Busines senor?
[10.12.2011 00:02:29] Corsair-Tiberio-Benitez: *Laughs* Red hessain space?
[10.12.2011 00:02:31] [M]-PotO'Gold|WG: Deaglan: the business in hunting n killing as many Dumb Sairs as possible
[10.12.2011 00:02:43] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Ja, any problem with that?
[10.12.2011 00:02:56] Corsair-Tiberio-Benitez: This kind of thins always are told by mercenaries Senor ...
[10.12.2011 00:03:15] Corsair-Tiberio-Benitez: And all of them becomes so shy when i get they to the Cadiz base
[10.12.2011 00:03:17] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Do I look like a Merc to you Cannibal?
[10.12.2011 00:03:19] [M]-PotO'Gold|WG: Deaglan: we aint normal mercs lad
[10.12.2011 00:03:36] Corsair-Tiberio-Benitez: Cadiz Base a Molly and a Red hessain present at the sectro ...
[10.12.2011 00:03:54] Corsair-Tiberio-Benitez: Start defense turret protocol...
[10.12.2011 00:04:04] [M]-PotO'Gold|WG: deaglan: if ye' feelin brave lad get ye arrse' out t'deh battleground
[10.12.2011 00:04:26] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Zhis is a battle between Cannibals and zhe Volksrevolution in zhis system, I hope you don`t mind Kamerad
[10.12.2011 00:04:56] [M]-PotO'Gold|WG: deaglan: well i suppose its your call fellah' wouldn't want t' piss you lads off
[10.12.2011 00:05:04] Corsair-Tiberio-Benitez: A third ship detecetd
[10.12.2011 00:05:25] Corsair-Tiberio-Benitez: Cadiz Base SCRA ship detecet too
[10.12.2011 00:05:33] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: It indeed has strange transponder signals, but it can`t be described as a threat to anyone
[10.12.2011 00:06:14] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: So little Cannibal, do you dare to face me in a duel, or would you prefer zhe combined Hessian and Molly forces to tear you apart?
[10.12.2011 00:06:20] Corsair-Tiberio-Benitez: What i see here? A red hessain and a molly going together?
[10.12.2011 00:06:37] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: How intelligent you are
[10.12.2011 00:06:44] [M]-PotO'Gold|WG: Deaglan: nice little setup ya got dere sair boy, full shield bussers' n a torp
[10.12.2011 00:06:56] Corsair-Tiberio-Benitez: Senores i'm not here to wate my time in duels...
[10.12.2011 00:07:21] [M]-PotO'Gold|WG: Deaglan: well den' oi' suggests ye dock lad
[10.12.2011 00:07:29] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: *laughs* Now I know why he doesn`t dare a open fight
[10.12.2011 00:07:41] [M]-PotO'Gold|WG: Deaglan: or oi'ma come over dere' n get ya
[10.12.2011 00:07:54] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Kamerad, I zhink we should do zhat
[10.12.2011 00:08:09] Corsair-Tiberio-Benitez: Negative caballeros, This is a defensive ship
[10.12.2011 00:08:31] [M]-PotO'Gold|WG: deaglan: maybe we should test these defences eh hessian buddy
[10.12.2011 00:08:37] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: If it is you should defend yourself then
[10.12.2011 00:08:44] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Indeed Kamerad
[10.12.2011 00:09:10] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Heading towards Cadiz
[10.12.2011 00:09:19] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: I bet those drunk Cannibals can`t hit us
[10.12.2011 00:09:23] Corsair-Tiberio-Benitez: Proceeding to retire, the enemy is to strong right now
[10.12.2011 00:09:25] SCRA|Johannes'Claus: *Whistles*
[10.12.2011 00:09:47] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Pathetic
[10.12.2011 00:09:55] [M]-PotO'Gold|WG: Deaglan: typical sair
[10.12.2011 00:10:04] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Ja

After zhat we decided zhat we should take zhe war to their homesystem ones again. We located zhat specific Sair again and the fight started, but soon we were helplessly overpowered. We retreated to Omega 41 were zhe battle continued. We managed to take down one Spatial.

After zhat we fled back to Hessian space.
We continued our patrol to Omega-7, where we met one DHC Miner threatened by two Wilde Bergelmirs.

[10.12.2011 00:51:23] [M]-PotO'Gold|WG: Don' make me bring d' foight to you
[10.12.2011 00:51:27] DHC-Oberhaussen: Dystarhaus: Is this all there is to it? I suppose it is... *sighs*.. Maybe... *mumbles*
[10.12.2011 00:51:37] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Wilde, would you please stop to kill those poor miners
[10.12.2011 00:52:05] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: I doubt you will, well loading weapons, going in
[10.12.2011 00:52:15] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Kamerad we must defen zhose poor souls
[10.12.2011 00:52:16] [M]-PotO'Gold|WG: on your form hessian engaging!
[10.12.2011 00:52:37] Traffic control alert: DHC-Bremen has requested to dock

The miner was safe and we chased zhem to zhe jumphole to their homeworlds.

After zhat I got a message on my private communication channel. It was from zhe miner we safed before:
[10.12.2011 01:13:16] DHC-Bremen: Dreimann: Herr, can you spare me some time?
[10.12.2011 01:14:12] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Ja, what do you need?
[10.12.2011 01:14:26] DHC-Bremen: Dreimann: I wanted to express my thanks
[10.12.2011 01:14:38] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: No need for zhat
[10.12.2011 01:14:42] DHC-Bremen: Dreimann: You risked a lot for helping a poor miner
[10.12.2011 01:14:56] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: We all are part of zhe Rheinvolk, not like zhose Wilde
[10.12.2011 01:15:01] DHC-Bremen: Dreimann: Please, allow me to donate a little help for your cause
[10.12.2011 01:15:27] DHC-Bremen: Dreimann: I believe one rheinlander , should help another
[10.12.2011 01:15:49] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Indeed Kamerad, beyond all our differences those are far worse
[10.12.2011 01:16:00] You have received 5.000.000 credits from DHC-Bremen
[10.12.2011 01:16:14] DHC-Bremen: Dreimann: Have a safe flight, herr
[10.12.2011 01:16:22] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: You too mein Freund



Furthermore I can report about some Cannibals who died to zhe hand of zhe Volksrevolution...

...and some Rheinwehr Gunboats too.

Furthermore I was able to convince one fellow Rheinlander in Omega-7 of our cause.

[13.12.2011 21:04:40] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: No need to run
[13.12.2011 21:04:51] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: I`m only here to talk with you Daumann
[13.12.2011 21:04:52] Mr.Miner.Man: Please.... I HAVE A FAMILY MAN!
[13.12.2011 21:05:01] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: I`m not interested in harming you
[13.12.2011 21:05:15] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Have you heard about zhe Volksrevolution?
[13.12.2011 21:05:29] Mr.Miner.Man: No... Can't say i have.
[13.12.2011 21:05:43] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Gut zhen I will teach you about it
[13.12.2011 21:05:54] Mr.Miner.Man: Peacefully i hope...
[13.12.2011 21:06:05] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Zhe Volksrevolution is a Rheinland wide movement who wants to grant freedom to zhe Rheinvolk
[13.12.2011 21:06:18] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Which is used by zhe fascist Gottkanzler
[13.12.2011 21:06:26] Mr.Miner.Man: So... I get more of my workpay?
[13.12.2011 21:06:55] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: You would, cause I assume zhe Daumann company takes most of your profit
[13.12.2011 21:07:09] Mr.Miner.Man: Pshh. You bet they do.
[13.12.2011 21:07:41] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Ja, and you are only one of many being used by zhat corporations and zhe Kanzler
[13.12.2011 21:08:08] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: We, zhe united Volksrevolution stand up against zhe Kanzler and his brainwashed wardogs, zhe Rheinwehr
[13.12.2011 21:08:26] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: We guarantee freedom to zhe Rheinvolk
[13.12.2011 21:09:03] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: You sure know zhe Corsairs I guess.
[13.12.2011 21:09:23] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Do you know, who holds zhem away from zhe Vaterland?
[13.12.2011 21:09:47] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Do you know, who fights zhem in zhe deep Omegas so they can`t get further into zhe Vaterland?
[13.12.2011 21:09:38] Mr.Miner.Man: The Hessians don't they?
[13.12.2011 21:09:52] Phaselis: drop our pilots corsair
[13.12.2011 21:10:06] Mr.Miner.Man: You still?
[13.12.2011 21:10:09] Phaselis: ok engaging
[13.12.2011 21:10:17] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: You see, zhere is one of them, and a Hessian Kamerad, takes care of zhat scum
[13.12.2011 21:10:39] Mr.Miner.Man: Yup. Im rootin for you Phaselis!
[13.12.2011 21:10:44] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Now here is my question, are you willing to support zhe Volksrevolution, for a free Rheinland?
[13.12.2011 21:11:00] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Free from drunken border worlds pirates?
[13.12.2011 21:11:08] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Free from fascsim and censorship?
[13.12.2011 21:11:12] Mr.Miner.Man: Depends.... what do i have to do?
[13.12.2011 21:11:22] Mr.Miner.Man: I mean this sounds like a pretty good deal and all.
[13.12.2011 21:11:25] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: As much as you want
[13.12.2011 21:11:45] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: You can join our ranks, or you can support us quietly
[13.12.2011 21:12:21] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Private donations to zhe Volksrevolution.
[13.12.2011 21:12:43] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: But I do not want to force you to pay.
[13.12.2011 21:12:57] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: It is a donation, you can decide yourself if you want to pay.
[13.12.2011 21:13:00] Mr.Miner.Man: Well... I get the feeling if i joined you my family wouldn't be safe... How much are these 'Donations'
[13.12.2011 21:13:22] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: What`s more important to me is zhat you understand and sympathize with our cause
[13.12.2011 21:13:32] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Look to my Kamerad over zhere
[13.12.2011 21:13:44] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: He risks his life to defend zhe poor miners here.
[13.12.2011 21:13:51] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: And where is zhe RM?
[13.12.2011 21:14:06] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Hiding at there bases, far away from zhe front.
[13.12.2011 21:14:15] Mr.Miner.Man: Your right! Ill drop a million to you right now! Where do i transfer it to!?
[13.12.2011 21:14:37] Mr.Miner.Man: On the condition. You leave my... customer alone for today.
[13.12.2011 21:14:51] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Just transfer it to me, but one last thing, could you please shout a Hail to zhe Hessian movement here?
[13.12.2011 21:15:10] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: I will leave him alone, don`t worry.
[13.12.2011 21:15:37] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Just shout it out in system chat
[13.12.2011 21:15:47] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Something like long live zhe Hessians.
[13.12.2011 21:15:54] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Zhe true defenders of Rheinland

[13.12.2011 21:16:33] [RHA]Hans.Gukel.: Danke Sehr mein Freund, have a nice day.


Oberleutnant Hans Gukel

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