The Thread That Theoretically Dosen't Suck

[Reid]

plz consider this srs biznis, as the lives of many kittens now, from this moment, weigh on your collective shoulders.

MEANWHILE, at the super secret SCRA hideout


"Pssst, Marburg has mentioned the code word, do you think he knows?"
"No, not a chance, there's no way he's the new Ikon"
"But he SAID the code word"
"Are you sure?"
"That's not the code word anyways idiot, that's what we do in case of emergency. That and the vodka"
"Oh...of course....how stupid of me"
"Damn right stupid of you, nowload my Box O' Emergency Kittens™ into my cargo bay"
"Yes comrade!"

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