Go ahead and pirate me. Really. If I am sufficiently amused by your original approach, I might even slip you a nice bonus.
Now, a little background on the odds of that happening. I am well into amassing, and blowing, my third Billion, or maybe fourth, here on Disco. First as IND, then as FSFP/1st Flax, and finally [~V~] and [TAZ].
In all that time, I have been pirated perhaps three dozen times. Of those three dozen, perhaps a dozen were successful. And of that dozen, I would venture to say that only four or five of the pirates had an original spiel atall, atall. And that ain't counting the Wascal Wabbit of the KNF, Hexagram 23.
Good lord, I've even tried to help a few pirates develop a better repertoire. "I gotta go, man.. can't be bothered...", was the usual response.
I humbly submit that I have absolutely nothing to prove to anyone regarding my own RP, or that of my various Factions' incarnations.
However, if you expect a share of my time or my hard-earned credits; you may just have to prove your own worthiness to receive either.