To: The Lane Hacker Professors

[Nicholas Bower]

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Dear Lane Hacker Professors,

My name is Nicholas Bower. I specialize in acquisition of rare commodities and delivering them fast and without getting too much attention. My associate, Mr Ed Gallo has already contacted Mr Paco Pistols to inquire whether you might be interested in my proposal. Mr Paco Pistols knows the details of my offer, but nonetheless, I will reiterate them now. I was informed that you conduct... research on tort... I mean interrogation and brainwashing techniques. I offer you a cargo containing one hundred specimen of a very resistant creatures from the dark edges of Sirius.

They call themselves Ghosts, or Phantoms. Little is known about them, but they will definitely make a fine addition to your collection. Currently they are frozen and stored in a secure location. If you decide to accept my offer I will personally, or through Mr Gallo, deliver them to the location of your choice. Oh... I nearly forgot. The price for the cargo is ten million credits.

Kind regards,
Nicholas Bower

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