Open message to the common folk of Liberty

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Intended Destination: Wideband Transmission
Broadcast IFF: Interspace Commerce
Sender: Captain Horatio Winston Octavius [color=#33FF33]BIOMETRICS CONFIRMED
Uplink: Newark Station, New York, Liberty

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Why is it that whenever I'm in New York, my comms are accosted with incessant jibberish?

I would certainly love to listen, chap, but I've really got to wire this donation to the Trade Minister.
He and his wife have fallen onto some hard times, and as a long standing friend I feel it's my duty to help them out in this time of need.

Maybe I'll treat him to a nice Munich cigar and a decanter of sherry while I'm at it.

Cheery!

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