[13:07:06] Pilgrim (Ian): My GF is a nympho
[13:07:14] Pilgrim (Ian): so I have to AFK 60K above ground
[13:07:28] Pilgrim (Ian): I hereby claim this the best excuse of year 2012
[13:07:35] Pilgrim (Ian): and we are only in February
Seriously, you could have just said you fell asleep, that wouldn't at least make you look like a complete...