To: Entrepreneuring Commoners all across Sirius

[The Joker]

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[font=Trebuchet Ms]Some of you, some less, some more, [color=#33CC00]are aware of my Put |J Campaign™ that I've launched in the not that distant past. Due to my health issues, campaign lost its momentum while I was away. But here I am again! So let me repeat.


Let it be known today that if you got cargo in your hold, and you get stopped by us, you'll be forced to drop it. All of it! There will be no exceptions. Your refusal will result the destruction of your ship and/or you life, and/or both.


But if you'd like to avoid these minor difficulties during your trading/hauling hours, you got two options:

Option 1 - Rename your ship by putting |J at the end of the name. Example: Been.Trading.Hard.Inc|J
Do this small thing for us, show us that you love us, and you'll never be pirated again. At least, not by us. Yes, just Put |J It's a new thing out there! It's stylish. It's cool.

Option 2 - Send 99,9 millions to The_Joker account and your name will be put on our list and you'll never get pirated again. This option is for those people who are afraid of their bosses and who'd like be stay more discreet. Received money will be burned.

Don't say later that I never informed you, a-haha-haha-hahahaaa!



And here's the list of names who payed up till now. The list will be updated daily. Once you make a payment, use this channel to provide me with receipt.

Weekday
Rosie_Lee
[XTF]Varoshanin
Repeater
Heru-Ur
[*USI*]Providence[S]
Praterstern

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