Well, there I was on the Saint Peter gettin' ready ta run some simulation drills with the crew, but when we undocked there was 4 baffers that got themselves lost into 'Derry. There was 3 bret funboats and a templar right outside Foyle!
Once they saw ole Saint Pete cast off the mooring locks though them baffers cut an run like hell. Got one right off the get go who went down so fast to the mortars the guncam failed to capture it. His armor must not have been mounted because it was tractored in intact after the baffer kerploded. The others jumped to Dublin and I got another right after, who tried to run into the sun. The other gunboat and the templar ran like hell and left their bud high and dry. Such cowards, leavin' their own just ta die and not even tryin' ta help. Michael_the_3 came round to try to catch them but them baffers was long gone.
If this is the new breed of baffer comin' out of the academy, then our war for independence is soon to be won.