To: Reaver Merc. Co. "AUTOMATED MESSAGE SIGNAL"

[Silver]

*Grins*

Hi boys and girls. T'is your boss here.
If you're seeing this, then probably one of the following happened..

A) I am drunk under the table for the last month.
B) Lost somewhere.
C) Eloped with Ethan.
D) Went to hell to regroup.

The servers locked down the minute the timer on this message clicked, so, i bet the next couple of days will be fun to you.

*Laughs but her face turns serious and solemn*

This all means, i ain't comin' back from wherever i am.
No worries, i can't die, since i am already dead.

But i can be delayed, diverted, shifted.

My master is quite fickle.

I knew i didn't had the chance to retire like the previous owners.

*Smirks*

Now to business.

Sweetwater. You're the kind of future this company needs.

I know i am throwin' a curve ball at you, but you got the skin and bones to hold it.

So.

The servers will unlock with the set of keys that are hittin' your neural net account as you're seeing this.

*Grins*

Ye..

You're the boss now. Have fun.

*Smirks and lights up a cigar*

Ethan, get a decent lady. Or three. Don't loose yourself in pleasure.
Jayna, one of my lawyers will be droppin' somethin' fancy on your doorstep for being there when i needed it. Love you much.
Zod, kneel, bish. And never stop the kneelin'.
Aodh, you sweet little thang, kill some for me. As always. Gonna miss the talks.
Vinnie, that is still a rubber doll. Get a real woman.
Bauer, stop playing those games, they will melt your eyes. And be safe kiddo.
Carly, you soddin' 'sair. You're the best 'sair that ever existed. Also the craziest one.
Blaze, told you once to stop hitting the frickin' techs daughters. They are already pregnant. Again.
Taku, you're the best. Even drunk with sake.
John, keep them fed. You know how they are. And i'll miss your sammich's.
David, hope to hit some cards and a bottle when we meet up in hell. I'll warm up the table.
Derringer, you're free. Contract is void.
Peaches. You're my kind of crazy.
Nancy. Have fun. Do your best. And remember.. Faith is something i will always have in you.

*Smirks*

Now the rules.

1: Kane is God.
2: Don't be a douche, honor the contract, and make money.
3: You don't default on contracts.
4: That brown stuff in the toilet... Happens.
5: Once a color, always a color.

And for frack sakes.

Get drunk. Have fun. Kill shiz. Make money.

Mother will be watchin'. Right at the side of Kane.

Oh and if anyone asks where am i?
Tell them i am at their six. Ready to drag them to hell.

*Smiles*

Love,
Kall.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop