To Ragmon Kernor | Encryption: Ee-Aye-Ee-Aye Oh

[Eduard]

Hey, potato face, what do you think you're doing?

While are you out there slamming your ship's nose into the butt of random shrimps, poop face's in here stealing your girl friend right under your nose!

You don't know who poop face is? Shame on you, then... Poop face is that incompetent Zider muncher named #5. I think it all makes sense now does it?

Call me good girl #9, but I am here to warn you that he wants to steal your girlfriend and you better come right back here and show him who's boss, understood, shrimpie?

If you don't believe me... Shame on you, zippie, since who can't believe me? Anyway, if you still don't, I got a fragment, the important fragment of #5's report as well as the recorded logs from in space. *

That would be all about yesterday. Now excuse me, I'd like to have a...meeting
with McNab that tasty chick.

But have no fear 'cuz , #9 is here. I have a plan to teach that cheese muncher, flat eyed, milk drinker, bull slapper, Zider lover, incompetent, quarreling, limped wimp. And you best be taking part in this, zippie, because I assume you love your shrimpie right?

Also, make sure you answer this so I know I sent it to the right person... Last time I managed to send it to an overly obese corsair bum from Gamma who I think is now heading to find your girlfriend.

Kisses and twitches!

#9

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King Eduard is the greatest