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[Enkidu]

"...So, you assume you're conversing with some form of automated transmission regurgitator eh? How frightfully amusing Sir; if only I'd actually thought of doctoring one of the aforementioned VI's myself - I hear randomly sequenced sentence structures can prove quite convincing at times, apparently..."

"..However Sir, considering the fact that you are (surprisingly) actually conversing with a humanoid of a relatively communicative disposition, I'd like to draw a certain Californian's no doubt unique life view to a certain working point here and there, namely, all of them, pertaining to the very same "pointless details" that you ever so creatively malign..."

*Rifles through the pages with a lick of the tongue, moistening his fingertips*

"...So, ah, the 'Pro's' in your application. *winces*. Well, let's get this over with then, eh?"

- I am not afraid to speak my mind. Perhaps a con as well.

"Ah Sir, by stating such you merely suggest that you're opinions are barely worthy of auditability and may prove offensive. Monsieur, I bear no animosity towards one of my entoura... colleagues, expressing their mind set so long as the opinion contains a certain degree of pertinent validity. If not, well, that's what disdain is for, eh?" *Flashes an amiable grin*

- I am carefree. Seriously. Who has time to be worrying about things.

"A commendable opinion Sir; you have my respect."

- I have a beautiful hair color. I mean seriously, who else has blonde hair which looks a little flayed at the back. Cool huh?

"Visually and conversationally pleasing? Perhaps I should accept you immediately, hmm?"

- I do get things done despite my attitude.

“Good to hear Sir”.

And as for the Cons... well. Irrelevant ami, that can be graded situationally. As for now, feel liberated to transfer whatever assets you see fit to the Freeport proper; I’ll reserve a slot in the starboard dockland to your candidacy.”
“Bonjour and welcome to the fraternity (and more importantly), my... our research division. Don’t break anything you can’t pay for and enjoy your stay.”

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THE SYNDIC LEAGUES
(A co-operative of Rheinland's Shipping Unions, retired from a life of piracy.)

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