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[Malaclypse 666]

Message to: All TAZ support vessels
CC: General comms: All Zoner "heavies".

Right then,

I come back from a little trip to exterminate some "vermin", and I find the place has gone to Thud in my absence.

Half of you lazy TAZ members have taken the "we must all stick apart" clause as your personal mantras, and haven't even been in the cockpit in weeks. Shame!

And now, I hear that some bunch known as "HR" is smearing their ugly footprints all over Gran Canaria and Omega 49 without a by your leave!

Might I remind you all that Omega 49 is still Sacred Ground to the TAZ? Yes, I ordered Reggie to level the Veranda Incognita and Uli Rouge; but we still have a presence there. The Canaria Cafe and Alan Kell's Crater Lake Compound, to name a few.

Now, the Harvest Festival is about to begin. Reggie and I are again the Grand Marshals, as well as Judges of the Dung Sculpture Contest. I'll be damned if some interlopers are going to ruin the Festival, regardless of Faction.

So, all TAZ support craft are ordered to attend the Festival immediately to act as "Security". Also, all Independent Zoners who would care to support our efforts will be issued free Festival passes, and a free dinner at Sophie's.

Scutter, if you're sober and monitoring, either launch the Flagheap, or send me over the keys again, I lost em.

The rest of you TAZ, make our Zoner guests feel welcome, and make any gatecrashers feel pain.. extreme and lasting pain.

I'll launch for Port Canaria within the hour.

Malaclypse,
for the TAZ

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