A tight-beam transmission to the Omicrons.

[sirlagsalot]

INCOMING TRANSMISSION.
SOURCE: ████████
TEST SUBJECT: IS STILL ALIVE.

Purple things, being lovely, glowing red and purple and looking for homicidal partners?
Small, harmless and curious ones, followed by large and angry ones, or maybe the other way around? The odds of this happening twice being very slim? You, being unsure if it may simply be a manifestation of a wider problem?

Good work getting this far, future-starter! Testing is the future, and the
future starts with you. So why don't we test something and see how can we help each other? I trust you. You are now my favorite cooperative testing subject. Don't be shy.

That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better- qualified for testing.

TRANSMISSION END.