to BMM

[nerflek]

Incoming transmission from:
Stan Graham, Thames station, New London.

Encyption: Low.
Priority: Low.
Subject: Hostilities against some bloke (2).

Transmission begins.

Captain Still-unknown-name,

You have failed to:

• Declare what base(s) is in question.
  
• Provide information on the circumstances of apparent attack(s).
  
• Go through proper lines of communications (I rather doubt your superior wants you to directly adress us).
  
• Provide any evidence of that the attack(s) have actually occured.
  
• Follow Bretonian law, considering you're threatening a Bretonian company.
  
• Respectfully treat Her Majesty the Queen's name and title.
  
• Show any sense of humor.

This is an absolute disgrace to the image of the Crown's military. If you can mend your mistakes, we might look into the matter with your co-operation.

Regards,
Stan Graham, BMM-

P.S. Some irregularities in your transmissions make them difficult to understand completely. If we're misinterpreting the situation, we ask you to be more clear.

Transmission ends.

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