Lag and the evil hoster

[Coin]

once upon a time, there was an evil hoster who saw that there was too much enjoyment to be had on the disco server, and he brought out a large bucket of lag, and dipped the server in it, only holding it by the forums so he would be able to pull it out and then he could pretend everything was normal.

/silliness

is there any reason apart from $ that we can't move host?

how much mullah we need?

is cloud hosting a possibility?

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