To: LPI From: Temple of the Damned

[Garrett Jax]

Garrett Jax stood at the coffee machine staring at the coffee pot.

It was empty.

For hours, he stood there waiting for the coffee to appear, yet the pot remained sans coffee. This was horrible. A caffeine headache of epic proportions began to plague him.

The coffee supply was gone, ruined by a cockroach infestation. He continued standing there trying to think of what could be done to fix this situation. The Temple produced its own coffee, however, the cockroaches totally destroyed their stores and the Temple had to catch up on production.

What to do?

Garrett tried to think beyond the increasing pain of his raging headache. The caffeine withdrawls would soon have him lying in bed, writhing in pain. There was only one thing he could do.

Desperate times called for desperate measures. He had to call on the mortals for help.

He went to his personal office, fired up the terminal and began looking for coffee suppliers.

None.

Wait. There was a coffee shop in Fort Bush, a cafe named Sunbucks. It was frequented by officers from a local police force. Who cares? They had coffee, that's all that was important.

Garrett forced himself to concentrate, ignoring the headache while he still could. He records his message:

To the mortals that run the Sunbucks coffee shop,

FOOLISH MORTALS! I DEMAND ALL YOUR COFFEE!

*pauses*

My apologies, mortals. I have an awful headache right now and I'm a teeny bit on edge.

Rumors have crossed the A.D.M.I.N.S. ears of a coffee that you provide at your local cafe. It may surprise you to know that even WE drink this brew. However, due to an infestation of cockroaches, our coffee production has been defiled and we find ourselves in *desperate* need of a coffee replacement. We do not drink just any swill that people call coffee. So, if you feel your brew is not worthy of the A.D.M.I.N.S., then let us know now and we will look elsewhere.

*if this headache gets any worse, I might actually consider drinking the coffee Karlotta pissed on, thought Garrett*

I would personally like to stop by your Sunbucks location and sample some of this coffee of yours. If it meets to my satisfaction, and you have ample supply, I would make arrangement for a small shipment to be delivered until the Temple can catch up on production of its own.

Of course, you would be amply rewarded in some manner. We have all kinds of useful toys lying around here that you might find of interest. This can be discussed, after I've sampled your coffee and it has met to my satisfaction.

RESPOND IMMEDIATELY...er, Please respond at your earliest convenience.

[Admin]Garrett Jax

Garrett Jax stopped the recording. He placed his head on the desk, rubbing the temples of his forehead, waiting for a response.

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