To: Planetform Inc. From: Synth Foods

[Ironwatsas]

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Source: Sir Archibald Chamberlain, Planetform CEO
Location: Canterbury Station, New London System
Subject: Re: [✓] Transmission/ [ ] You're a Pillock for even playing golf, be a man and develop a taste for cricket, why don't you
Priority: Keter

Tally ho, old chap! We've received your transmission and are delighted to take your money help out with your environmental concerns.

Now, the Lab boys tell me that any large scale geography modification to clear rogue tractors out would likely involve high explosives, and would probably cause further disruption to your golf endeavors. They base this logic on prior experience involving Planetform's Primary School Sports Field Terraforming Initiative in 717 A.S.

However, our wildlife management department have put forward one solution. Cygnus olor, the common mute swan. Here at Planetform, we take pride in offering the meanest finest and most bloodthirsty well cared for animals as part of our environmental enrichment programs.

We will also construct a proper wetland habitat surrounding your golf course to act as a shelter for the swans to spawn, as well as adding a scenic water trap to your greens. The combination of the two will provide a non-intrusive scenic barrier to your recreational areas, while at the same time promoting more biodiversity in a given area.

This is all for the low low price of 25,000,000 credits, payable to PFI)Canterbury.Account.

Planetform incorporated must also request you sign an official waiver in case something goes wrong.


Regards

~Sir Archibald Chamberlain

PLANETFORM INCORPERATED
"Playing god so you don't have to!"

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