Weird Dreams

[SMGSterlin]

So I just had another weird one.

I don't remember all the details that good, I think I was having like two dreams at once, so things kept going back and forth.


I was in a restaurant with my uncle, and we were leaving. We got to the cashier to pay and my bill ended up being like $90. I looked in my wallet and had nowhere near enough money to pay for it. That was red flag number one, I knew I wouldn't go to this restaurant if I didn't have enough money for it. I forget how it all got resolved, but we ended up leaving. As we were walking out, I was trying to remember how we got there in the first place, and couldn't. I asked my uncle if he remembered, and he didn't either. That was red flag number two, that's when I got the idea in my head that I had been drugged and brought here by the waitress so that she could pocket that $90.

So I talked to the manager and explained things, and she suggested we all sit down and talk about it. At first I was like "nah", but then later when we left, I decided to come back and do that. We went to a booth in the corner, where the waitress and some other girl that was supposed to be in on it was at. We sat down and talked for a while, I forget what was said, but when it ended, I was suddenly in the back of the girl's car, and we were on our way to what she called a "VBS (vacation bible school) TV Show". I was like "VBS's don't have TV shows... Where are we really going?", which at that point I checked the car door to make sure I could open it.

We arrived at this "VBS TV show" and went inside, but this is where things got really weird. Instead of it being anything bible related or for kids, it was a porn shoot. All I really remember is asking why we were here, and some director worrying about setting the scene for the porno. We went back to the restaurant, and started talking again, and I still don't remember anything that was said. But this time, it ended with the black friend of the waitress I suspected of drugging me, being killed by a friend of mine (who doesn't even exist IRL) who was wearing a green ninja suit, and carrying a giant sword, like Bleach style. He flipped the girl to the ground, and stabbed here while she was down, in the stomach.

I ended up finding out that the whole reason for my not knowing how I got the restaurant, and why the bill was $90. Apparently, while I was at that porn shoot (I don't know why I was there), the people wanted to put me in it, and I didn't want to. They ended up getting kinda forceful, so I did this special ninja/Super Saiyan (Dragon Ball Z) type of move which beat everyone, but at the same time that move had some side-effects on me. I was given a list that explained all the things I needed after using that move, because apparently it wipes all my energy and takes so much out of me.

I forget what all was on the list, but two of the things listed as side-effects were memory loss, and intense hunger. This explained why I didn't remember how I got to the restaurant, and why my bill was so expensive. I ended up going back to the waitress, being like, "sorry, I was wrong, you're friend didn't have to die, we cool?". After that, something happened, I don't know what, but I think I ended up getting killed because I was in a place where the girl that my friend killed was there. She was like a really tall statue though, and I could float, and I only remember flying up to her head and talking to her. She was like a disembodied voice coming from the statue, and there were also three other statues just like her there, all around me, one on each side.

That's about where I woke up.

One of the weirdest freaking dreams, and a long one too. There was even more to the dream, but those events are so hazy that I don't know when or why they happened.

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