To the Inhabitants of Sirius and Beyond, from Your Loyal Waste Disposal Corporation

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Good afternoon, citizens! My name is Annalise Somme, a member of the Corporate Council of ALG Waste Disposal. I come to you with an important message!

With the ever-increasing risks involved in interstellar warfare, the need for safe cleanup of hazardous waste is greater than ever! To this end, I have created the Krisensschnellreaktionsfahrzeug (abv. KRIFA) squadron, consisting of heavily-armed and armored recovery vessels.

These ships are hardened against the hazardous radiation encountered in warzones, and are designed to keep their occupants (and you!) safe, while they clean up your mess! Below, you'll find an image of one of our most loyal employees, Meinhard Pfalzgraf, braving the hazards of radiation and hostile craft, cleaning up just such a hazard! Utilizing highly explosive charges, he's blasting apart this massive lump of space-junk, to facilitate later dismantling and transport! Kudos to you, Meinhard!

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We do hope you will keep ALG Waste Disposal in mind (and on your speed-dial!) the next time you decide to engage in pugilism among the pulsars, combat in the corona, or you have a good old scrap in the scrap! Auf wiedersehen!

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