Dear Employees, subcontractors and independent contractors
Dear fellow members of the Board of Directors
I know those are very busy times for all in members of the OSI-family and I'm sure that there are many who would like to see their loved ones more often than they had seen in the last few weeks. While my analysts are still debating what has caused this sudden spike of interest in our high-tech department one thing is for certain: You've all worked very hard and deserve a vacation. A vacation however, we cannot grant at the moment.
So I wish to thank anyone involved in this lengthy operation and I would like to that anyone at the time he or she receives this message to take a break and a deep breath. Please remember why we're doing this. We're not doing this for the money.
Oh hell. Who am I kidding? We do this for the money! We do this because we can! And we do this to show the world that among the Zoners are the best scientist and the most skilled workers, the most efficient haulers and fiercest escorts. And ware are not just a bunch of weed-smoking dudes hanging around at space stations. (By the way: special sale of high-quality weed on Friday 8pm to 10pm in the Trade'n’Drunk. Smoke responsibly, smoke outside)
Last but not least, I would like a few transporter captains who helped their CEO to get out of his office and behind pilots interface:
The change was indeed very welcome, even though the pirate was somewhat too exciting.