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Source: ________ [TAZ] Curiosity, Baffin
Sender: ________ Andrew Koetzer _______________________ [TAZ]
Recipient(s): __ Fellow Popes and Fnordettes __________ [TAZ]

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Subject: _______ Pentabarf Violation

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Encryption: ____ ██████████ Esoteric fnord

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[Transmitting message]

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Dear fellow Discordians,

I have to report a case of an individual breaching the Pentabarf on multiple accounts. Specifically the following:

• 3) NO Shootin
  
• 4) NO Ignorin'

In addition, the individual question was caught attempting piracy, admitted of conducting piracy, caught destroying a trader for not complying, and attempted to use lethal force against a Pope of the TAZ. (Specifically me, but luckily I managed to get away.)

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The individual in question has been piloting a T-833-GB "Ahoudori" Kusari Explorer, flying by the callsign "Shikaru", equipped with mostly CST-G1 "Solaris" Gunboat Turrets, the pilot herself is most probably a Kusarian female judging by her voice, accent, and use of Kusarian terms. I sadly had to flee from the scene of the encounter as in a fighter I couldn't do much against the gunboat. Luckily the pilot of the destroyed vessel is safe and secure, no injuries could be seen on him, but has been sent to the med bay to make sure he's all right. Visual evidence and logs are attached.

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23's
Andy, a.k.a. me

Attached stuff:

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Logs

[26.08.821 12:48:44] Shikaru: Greetings
[26.08.821 12:48:55] 'SkyLark': how much
[26.08.821 12:48:59] Shikaru: Uh?
[26.08.821 12:49:07] Shikaru: You are quite nice...
[26.08.821 12:49:17] Death: steep_0 was put out of action by Wizard (Gun).
[26.08.821 12:49:20] Shikaru: Sooooooo 2,000,000 credits?
[26.08.821 12:49:32] 'SkyLark': well normally people who stop me want something
[26.08.821 12:49:47] [TAZ]Andrew.Koetzer: Oh, hey there.
[26.08.821 12:50:00] 'SkyLark': and as your a pirate
[26.08.821 12:50:06] Shikaru: Well I'm quite nice *she winks*
[26.08.821 12:50:08] [TAZ]Andrew.Koetzer: What? Pirate? Who?
[26.08.821 12:50:15] [TAZ]Andrew.Koetzer: Oh, hi.
[26.08.821 12:50:27] [TAZ]Andrew.Koetzer: You know you are in Baffin, don't you?
[26.08.821 12:50:28] Shikaru: Kon'nichiwa!! *she giggles*
[26.08.821 12:50:33] Shikaru: Baffin?
[26.08.821 12:50:38] [TAZ]Andrew.Koetzer: Yup.
[26.08.821 12:50:50] Shikaru: Aaaaaaand?
[26.08.821 12:51:02] [TAZ]Andrew.Koetzer: No piracy in whole of Baffin.
[26.08.821 12:51:15] Shikaru: And you can send payment to me, trader. Then you can go happily! *she winks*
[26.08.821 12:51:26] [TAZ]Andrew.Koetzer: That's in exchange of letting free pass between Coronado and the Taus.
[26.08.821 12:51:36] Shikaru: But... I haven't got food nor money
[26.08.821 12:51:36] Death: ONeill was put out of action by a hostile vessel.
[26.08.821 12:51:40] [TAZ]Andrew.Koetzer: That's the laws of this system.
[26.08.821 12:51:42] Shikaru: And Oxygen level is low too
[26.08.821 12:51:46] Death: Greshi was put out of action by a hostile vessel.
[26.08.821 12:51:51] 'SkyLark': looks like i have no choice
[26.08.821 12:51:57] [TAZ]Andrew.Koetzer: You have.
[26.08.821 12:52:01] [TAZ]Andrew.Koetzer: All the choices in the world.
[26.08.821 12:52:25] [TAZ]Andrew.Koetzer: So in light of local laws, I hope this is not a piracy attempt right in front of my eyes.
[26.08.821 12:52:30] 'SkyLark': TAZ your right i do so pirate the answer is no
[26.08.821 12:52:41] Shikaru: Aw...
[26.08.821 12:52:47] Shikaru: How sad then... Bye!
[26.08.821 12:53:18] [TAZ]Andrew.Koetzer: Hey, stop there!
[26.08.821 12:54:25] [TAZ]Andrew.Koetzer: stop!
[26.08.821 12:54:34] Shikaru: If he pays me...
[26.08.821 12:54:34] [TAZ]Andrew.Koetzer: I SAID STOP!
[26.08.821 12:54:39] Shikaru: Or will you pay for his life?
[26.08.821 12:54:56] [TAZ]Andrew.Koetzer: You are in violation of the Pentabarf!
[26.08.821 12:55:46] Death: 'SkyLark' was put out of action by Shikaru (Gun).
[26.08.821 12:56:17] Shikaru: YOu can go... And take his pod...
[26.08.821 12:56:55] [TAZ]Andrew.Koetzer: You'll feel the consequences of your actions soon.
[26.08.821 12:57:09] Shikaru: Hai?
[26.08.821 12:57:29] Shikaru: I could kill him on sight... And I allowed you to take his pod
[26.08.821 12:57:41] Shikaru: Take care of him
[26.08.821 12:57:51] [TAZ]Andrew.Koetzer: You will be reported for the violation of the Pentabarf.
[26.08.821 12:58:24] Shikaru: Who cares about laws of Zoners? If you don't allow me to make some credits for food and Oxygen

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