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[From: [SA]-Leo.Goodman]
[To: Liberty Lawfuls]
Woo, what a night!
Today, in a matter of two or three hours, we were able to take down two smugglers.
The first was "Why?" - he seemed like a big-time operator, taking loads of Cardamine in and taking loads of slaves out. With the help of a hired hand, who will remain anonymous, now known as AnonX, Why?'s ship has been destroyed. AnonX followed "Why?" from Texas all the way to Tau-31, finally destroying him. Unfortunately, I was unable to join him, as there were more cardi-snugglers coming from the north.. they were able to escape.
Then along came this ship called Elation.. tricky 'lil bugger. First came along with some 3000 Artifacts in its hold. We confronted Elation when it came out, and then after a long talk, we issued a fine of 1.5 million credits. I miscounted his hold; the fine should've been 4 million - I won't get it wrong again. He paid, I warned him not to do it again, and off he goes.
Lo and behold, some time after, I find him back in Liberty space with more Artifacts! This man must snuggle with them in his sleep! He tried a more tricky apporach; orbited Manhattan a couple times before docking. Confused the heck outta me. Almost crashed into the planet meself.. almost. So I confront Elation yet again when it undocks.. and this time, he refused the fine. Small shootin' happened. Nothing big. Then, after several docks and undocks, he ran. I chased him, and his buddy, Capt_Hammer, chased me. I followed him into the Pittsburg Debris field where we fought.. well, rather, I chased Elation while Hammer shot at me. Luckily though, freighters are not meant for battle, and after enough time, I was able to destroy the ship Elation. I left the pod out there, so I guess Hammer must've picked it up.
Aye, and that's all I did today.
Oh, wait, no, it's not.
I tried one of them Sunbucks' coffee today.. tasted like feces mixed with water! Wha'kind o' sick April Fool's joke is this? Aye, I'd sue, but then the LPI would mob and lynch me.. so, no thanks.
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//I'll be adding in SS's later. There's a lot of them.
