To Junker Congress || From: .:j:.Moonshine || Topic: I WANT A LAWYER Police Brutality

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:::FROM: MIKE HUNT | .:j:.Moonshine:::
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:::TOPIC: HELP I NEED A LAWYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!iiiii!!!sahdusahd:::


Halp meh Please! I dunt haav much time to ta' since I'm in some stUUUpid prison thing and it darrrn tutin' horrible! I didn't darn right carry any cargo in ma hold! I didn't do anyt'ing w'ong! I just called them a cute puppy and came back after they said to stop! It ain't like I can stop in the middle of dem trade lane! My ship be fragile!!! I made her wit ma own hands!! I came back and they accuse me of running and insulting WHEN I DIDN'T! I demand a lawyer and want to sue under False Claims from an Officer and Police Brutality!!! I even lost a codename worth more than their ships COMBINED!!!


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Help meeeh out here!

Mike Hunt

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