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[Malaclypse 666]

Message to: [Phantom]Shadow
Comm ID: [TAZ]Malaclypse

Dear... Entities,

Well, Mama Dis would have my hide if I didn't welcome Sammy back with open arms...

On the gripping hand, "Chao", I seem to recall you from the ELF days.. you went by a string of letters and numbers, I believe. And, at the time, you were attempting to co-exist with Samantha. I will require some convincing that this "relationship" is beneficial to the both of you.

Here is my proposal if the TAZ are to offer a bunch of unknown Phantoms asylum amongst us:

You will proceed with all possible speed to the Baffin system. Upon arriving, you "girls" will turn yourselves over to F-23 Mama Dis for "debriefing" at Shasta Outpost.

Your Marine Commander, Jeer Lox, and his complement will be quarantined in the Goddess Geode for an indefinite period. If their C'Tan programming can be overridden and corrected by the Geode's energies, then they will be admitted to the TAZ as part of your crew.

Reggie and the Bafflin' Queen are currently in New York. He will proceed to Ship's Registry and procure the necessary paperwork to modify your transponder, pending a successful debriefing of the two of you.

Marauder will accompany Sophie to Baffin, wherre he will also spend some time havin' his Pineal repolished in the "Holy of Holies".

If these terms are acceptable, let me know. If I or Mama Dis find the slightest hint of perfidy during your "recuperation"; I'm sure you are aware of the consequences. Not only will you not be returning to the arms of Eris; but your component molecules will become Scrubby fodder.

I await your answer.

Malaclypse

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