Liberty Police, Inc. Reporting Office

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Date: Januray 29th, 821 A.S
ID: Recruit Officer Wyatt Zachery
Current Location: Planet Manhattan, New York System
Priority: Medium
Subject: Patrol Report

It was an exciting day in the first week of my LPI career yesterday. Well, it was exciting until the end. But anyway, to the report:
My patrol started by undocking from Manhattan. As soon as I undocked I saw two Liberty Navy officers transporting cargo from Philadelphia Station to Long Island Station. They requested my assistance in this, and naturally I accepted. They seemed to have been afraid of a Liberty Rogue attempting to get all the cargo for himself. We managed to deliver everything safely with no Rogue in sight, but a couple minutes after we delievered all the cargo, some Liberty Rogue ships showed up. Luckily, they were late and weren't able to catch the transport. So a fellow Navy officer and I went towards them as soon as possible because they caught a trader in a lane. The Navy officer called for backup and we engaged the Rogues. The trader helped us in bringing justice to them. I even managed to destroy a ship of a Rogue! Which was obviously pretty exciting for me. But the excitement quickly disappeared as I saw a mine heading towards me. With no shield, I was certain that mine would be the end of me. So I got into my escape pod as soon as I could. I don't remember anything that happened after that because I must've passed out. I woke up on Manhattan on a hospital bed, luckily nothing dangerous happened to me. I only wish to know who brought me here, so I can give them my gratitude.

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[30.01.2015 13:27:36] [LN]-LLS-Fort.Wayne: look
[30.01.2015 13:27:54] [LN]-LLS-Fort.Wayne: LIS got hit hard, we need the lanes clear of buggers
[30.01.2015 13:28:06] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: Which lanes?
[30.01.2015 13:28:27] [LN]-LLS-Fort.Wayne: mh-wp wp-pen jg ny jg-phil
[30.01.2015 13:28:37] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: we have double bison tho
[30.01.2015 13:28:44] [LN]-LLS-Fort.Wayne: i got charos
[30.01.2015 13:28:48] [LN]-LLS-Fort.Wayne: charons*
[30.01.2015 13:29:00] [LN]-LLS-Fort.Wayne: so i cant do anything about bombers
[30.01.2015 13:29:08] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: I have gg turrets
[30.01.2015 13:29:10] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: I love how you think I know what you're saying right now
[30.01.2015 13:29:13] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: i'll save you bro
[30.01.2015 13:29:19] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: There's an LR near manhattan
[30.01.2015 13:29:22] [LN]-LLS-Fort.Wayne: okay listen
[30.01.2015 13:29:31] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: I've a cargo scanner.
[30.01.2015 13:29:34] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: 7.5k
[30.01.2015 13:29:50] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: oh wow
[30.01.2015 13:29:52] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: All right. And?
[30.01.2015 13:29:55] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: LIS is already back at full health
[30.01.2015 13:29:56] [LN]-LLS-Fort.Wayne: Long island station got hit pretty hard, and we need to supply it to fix it
[30.01.2015 13:30:22] [LN]-LLS-Fort.Wayne: so we dont want that rogue to get in the way
[30.01.2015 13:30:22] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: And you want me to do what? Go first in the lanes?
[30.01.2015 13:30:49] Shonker: Officer
[30.01.2015 13:30:55] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: Hm?
[30.01.2015 13:31:04] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: No seriously. What do I have to do
[30.01.2015 13:31:14] Shonker: Is synthetic marijuana a banned substance in the Liberty systems
[30.01.2015 13:31:22] JM|-Toothpick: Pretty sure it is bud.
[30.01.2015 13:31:28] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: You should know this already, citizen
[30.01.2015 13:31:42] [LN]-LLS-Fort.Wayne: fill up on ae
[30.01.2015 13:31:45] [LN]-LLS-Fort.Wayne: ale*
[30.01.2015 13:31:48] Shonker: I wasn't aware
[30.01.2015 13:32:00] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: I am so confused right now
[30.01.2015 13:32:14] [LN]-LLS-Fort.Wayne: well how can i clear it up for you?
[30.01.2015 13:32:20] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: Tell me what I need to do
[30.01.2015 13:32:29] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: liberty ale?
[30.01.2015 13:32:32] [LN]-LLS-Fort.Wayne: yes ale
[30.01.2015 13:32:35] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: What about it?
[30.01.2015 13:32:49] [LN]-LLS-Fort.Wayne: Look you jsut keep the lanes clear from that rogue that's all
[30.01.2015 13:32:51] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: We are transports
[30.01.2015 13:33:01] LR-Red.Pony: how about a talk?
[30.01.2015 13:33:04] [LN]-LLS-Fort.Wayne: i dont want anyone to get on our way
[30.01.2015 13:33:05] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: Oh god
[30.01.2015 13:33:08] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: the LR is here
[30.01.2015 13:33:14] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: I wanna talk
[30.01.2015 13:33:16] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: I can't see him though
[30.01.2015 13:33:17] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: Come over here
[30.01.2015 13:33:22] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: 7.5k scanner masterrace
[30.01.2015 13:33:23] [LN]-LLS-Fort.Wayne: gosh fuck this i'll go get my damned guardian
[30.01.2015 13:33:48] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: I would like to ask if you could stay away from that lane
[30.01.2015 13:33:59] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: aaaaah
[30.01.2015 13:34:01] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: he's at the lane
[30.01.2015 13:34:06] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: is he a bomber or a fighter?
[30.01.2015 13:34:15] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: fighter
[30.01.2015 13:34:22] LR-Red.Pony: come on I can give you pancakes for this trade lane block
[30.01.2015 13:34:27] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: okay
[30.01.2015 13:34:40] LR-Red.Pony: you seem to have nothing and wasting my missiles on you
[30.01.2015 13:34:48] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: LR-Red.Pony, halt your ship!
[30.01.2015 13:35:07] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: A ROGUE!
[30.01.2015 13:35:22] [LN]-Alan.Jones: Stay on course!
[30.01.2015 13:35:24] [LN]-Alan.Jones: NOW.
[30.01.2015 13:35:27] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: Want me to engage?
[30.01.2015 13:35:29] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: I can do this!
[30.01.2015 13:35:41] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: Okay okay!
[30.01.2015 13:35:43] [LN]-Alan.Jones: Just shut up, and get back in the lane.
[30.01.2015 13:35:53] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: Fine fine!
[30.01.2015 13:36:01] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: And stay out!
[30.01.2015 13:36:03] [LN]-Alan.Jones: can you take it down?
[30.01.2015 13:36:14] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: Alone? I doubt it
[30.01.2015 13:36:14] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: wait
[30.01.2015 13:36:15] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: more LR
[30.01.2015 13:36:24] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: watch your six
[30.01.2015 13:36:28] [LN]-Alan.Jones: okay get back on the lane LPI
[30.01.2015 13:36:34] [LN]-Alan.Jones: let's just escort the transport
[30.01.2015 13:36:45] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: 'the' lane
[30.01.2015 13:36:51] [LN]-Alan.Jones: get to wp
[30.01.2015 13:36:55] [LN]-Alan.Jones: use the lane
[30.01.2015 13:37:00] [LN]-Alan.Jones: mateo move up
[30.01.2015 13:37:01] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: I know, I know
[30.01.2015 13:37:09] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: He's pretty far, we should be clear for now
[30.01.2015 13:37:23] [LN]-Alan.Jones: -for now- is what i dont like.
[30.01.2015 13:38:40] [LN]-Alan.Jones: What were you thinking back there?
[30.01.2015 13:38:57] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: Ahem...
[30.01.2015 13:39:06] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: Uhhhh......
[30.01.2015 13:39:31] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: I sell it on philly?
[30.01.2015 13:39:32] [LN]-Alan.Jones: What's your name pilot?
[30.01.2015 13:39:35] [LN]-Alan.Jones: yes
[30.01.2015 13:40:01] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: Who are we even escorting?
[30.01.2015 13:40:09] [LN]-Alan.Jones: lls
[30.01.2015 13:40:19] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: Bob, sir.
[30.01.2015 13:40:25] [LN]-Alan.Jones: bob who?
[30.01.2015 13:40:46] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: Bob..... uhhhhh.... Hartman.
[30.01.2015 13:40:59] [LN]-Alan.Jones: Hartman? Don't gimme that.
[30.01.2015 13:41:10] [LN]-Alan.Jones: wait here lls
[30.01.2015 13:41:16] [LN]-Alan.Jones: Lpi, clear?
[30.01.2015 13:41:22] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: Clear
[30.01.2015 13:41:26] [LN]-Alan.Jones: move up
[30.01.2015 13:41:31] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: woah shit an npc freelancer
[30.01.2015 13:41:33] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: these are rare
[30.01.2015 13:41:46] [LN]-Alan.Jones: yeah i always see them on penny
[30.01.2015 13:43:16] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: My guess is that they'll regroup and come down on us
[30.01.2015 13:43:28] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: We can beat 'em
[30.01.2015 13:43:32] [LN]-Alan.Jones: could be,
[30.01.2015 13:44:14] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: how much does it needs
[30.01.2015 13:44:25] [LN]-Alan.Jones: two more runs should do it for now
[30.01.2015 13:45:00] [LN]-Alan.Jones: we're at wp
[30.01.2015 13:45:05] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: what the
[30.01.2015 13:45:12] [LN]-Alan.Jones: what's up?
[30.01.2015 13:45:16] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: I just noticed there's a texture problem on the front of the bison
[30.01.2015 13:45:34] [LN]-Alan.Jones: okay goo now come on and not waste time
[30.01.2015 13:45:40] [LN]-Alan.Jones: good*
[30.01.2015 13:48:08] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: Not much is really happening right now
[30.01.2015 13:48:16] [LN]-Alan.Jones: yep
[30.01.2015 13:48:51] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: //The spam is real
[30.01.2015 13:48:51] [LN]-Alan.Jones: look look here
[30.01.2015 13:48:52] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: jeeeeeeeeeeee
[30.01.2015 13:49:08] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: that spot usually works tho
[30.01.2015 13:52:35] [LN]-Alan.Jones: one more run and we're done
[30.01.2015 13:53:05] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: playing on a laptop reduced my IQ by 20
[30.01.2015 13:53:32] [LN]-Alan.Jones: xd
[30.01.2015 13:54:04] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: I'm not kidding
[30.01.2015 13:54:13] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: I'm on a crappy table as well with weird patterns
[30.01.2015 13:54:25] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: so my mouse is constantly jumping in every direction
[30.01.2015 13:54:30] [LN]-Alan.Jones: it's ok just focus on the screen xD
[30.01.2015 13:56:29] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: rekt
[30.01.2015 13:56:44] [LN]-Alan.Jones: tyranosaurus rekt
[30.01.2015 13:57:22] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: I was expecting a fight or something by doing this
[30.01.2015 13:57:28] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: seems not
[30.01.2015 13:57:31] [LN]-Alan.Jones: same here
[30.01.2015 13:57:37] [LN]-Alan.Jones: seems like theyre leaving us alone
[30.01.2015 13:57:58] [LN]-Alan.Jones: well its the last run so
[30.01.2015 14:00:09] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: Everything clear
[30.01.2015 14:00:20] [LN]-Alan.Jones: (y)
[30.01.2015 14:02:02] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: ok
[30.01.2015 14:02:06] [LN]-LLS-San.Mateo: are we good?
[30.01.2015 14:02:12] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: Seems so

[30.01.2015 14:07:51] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: Hello there criminals
[30.01.2015 14:07:56] LR-Fallen.Angel: Did you found them?
[30.01.2015 14:07:57] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: They came for us, heh
[30.01.2015 14:08:05] LR-Red.Pony: Dirty Navy dogs
[30.01.2015 14:08:06] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: I might've]
[30.01.2015 14:08:11] [LN]-Alan.Jones: think we can take em?
[30.01.2015 14:08:19] [LN]-Alan.Jones: alright hold on
[30.01.2015 14:08:26] LR-Fallen.Angel: ohoh my favourite LPI dogs
[30.01.2015 14:08:27] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: Eh, just the two of us? eh
[30.01.2015 14:08:31] LR-Fallen.Angel: Are here
[30.01.2015 14:08:33] LR-Fallen.Angel: Niceee
[30.01.2015 14:08:52] LR-Fallen.Angel: Dont mind us we are just robbing some traders
[30.01.2015 14:09:05] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: Hm.
[30.01.2015 14:09:19] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: So, we got a plan?
[30.01.2015 14:09:27] LR-Red.Pony: don't cry for your moms
[30.01.2015 14:09:33] [LN]-Alan.Jones: i asked someone to come n help us
[30.01.2015 14:09:35] [LN]-Alan.Jones: lets go
[30.01.2015 14:09:51] [LN]-Alan.Jones: Wrong fish in the net then?
[30.01.2015 14:09:56] LR-Red.Pony: so you will distrub us?
[30.01.2015 14:10:01] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: We will
[30.01.2015 14:10:01] [Knight]LOG-Styx: Kai: Coming in to help the LPI
[30.01.2015 14:10:01] LR-Fallen.Angel: Ohoh LN as well
[30.01.2015 14:10:03] [LN]-Alan.Jones: A bit.
[30.01.2015 14:10:05] LR-Red.Pony: sad bad
[30.01.2015 14:10:28] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: So, how do you like your pancakes?
[30.01.2015 14:10:40] [LN]-Alan.Jones: yeah good stall them a bit
[30.01.2015 14:10:52] LR-Red.Pony: I will give you pancakes
[30.01.2015 14:10:58] LR-Red.Pony: if you leave this are
[30.01.2015 14:11:05] LR-Red.Pony: //*area
[30.01.2015 14:11:08] [LN]-Alan.Jones: I hate pancakes.
[30.01.2015 14:11:11] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: Now, now. That's something I can't quite do
[30.01.2015 14:11:27] LR-Red.Pony: so how we deal ?
[30.01.2015 14:11:41] [LN]-Alan.Jones: Lazer bolts sound nice.
[30.01.2015 14:11:47] LR-Red.Pony: k then as you wish
[30.01.2015 14:11:54] LR-Red.Pony: Rogues Engage
[30.01.2015 14:11:56] [Knight]LOG-Styx: Kai: Weapones are hot
[30.01.2015 14:11:59] [LN]-Alan.Jones: oooh!
[30.01.2015 14:12:01] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: Engaging hostile
[30.01.2015 14:12:02] LR-Fallen.Angel: very well
[30.01.2015 14:12:05] G4-78: lets do it
[30.01.2015 14:12:14] LR-Fallen.Angel: going in
[30.01.2015 14:13:41] Death: G4-78 was put out of action by LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO] (Mine).
[30.01.2015 14:13:50] LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO]: One down
[30.01.2015 14:14:01] [LN]-Alan.Jones: two to go!\
[30.01.2015 14:14:08] [LN]-Catherine.Raven: Still need support?
[30.01.2015 14:14:32] [LN]-Alan.Jones: Nah they're like almost gonners.
[30.01.2015 14:14:35] Death: LPI-Wyatt.Zachery[RO] was put out of action by LR-Fallen.Angel (Mine).