The US-Opportunity - A Biography

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"Let's find out how bad it is..."

Self Diagnostic Report - XA-Serpentis.Maximus

Run Report Y/N - Y

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System Status - Code Red - Return to port without delay
Primary systems - Run Diagnostic - All Systems
Primary System Reboot - FAIL
Secondary System Reboot - Success, rerouting power.

Energy Core Primary Ignition - Y/N - Y
Energy Core Containment Field - Y/N - Y
Life Support - Y/N - Y
Hydraulics - Y/N -Y
Navigation - Y/N - Y - Instruments Only
Communications Array - Y/N - Y
Internal Diagnostics - Y/N -Y
Port Engine Ignition - Y/N - Y
Starboard Engine Ignition - Y/N - Y
Manoeuvring Jets/Thruster Ignition - Y/N - Y
Primary Shield Generator - Y/N - N - Error - Not Detected
External Weapons Array - Y/N - N - Error - Not Detected
External Hull Sensor Array - Y/N - N - Systems Damaged
Internal Sensor Array - Y/N -Y
Bridge Command Console - Y/N - Y
Life Preservation/Escape Pod Evacuation system - Y/N - N - No Pods Detected

Hull Integrity - 0% ERROR
Superstructure Integrity - No faults found
Rated Cargo Capacity - 5000 units (maximum)

Cargo Manifest records -
Successful Delivery of 20,000 units of Premium Scrap to Refugio Base, Alabama -
Datapacket - 1* 2* 3* 4*

Successful delivery of 5000 units of H-Fuel to Fort Leniex, Vespucci -
Datapacket - 1*

Additional Notes -
Recent Ablative armor maintenence at Fort Leniex is all that is keeping the crew alive. Navigation by eye is impossible due to the toxic cloud radiating off of the hull. Navigation is only possible by instrument readings. Immediate repairs and hull detoxification required.

"Don't worry about that last bit, it always says that"