One of our patrol boats caught this Junker attempting to smuggle Cardamine. Our capitaine was entirely reasonable, the Junker not so much. In the end the vessel had to be destroyed under the combined might of our Corsican guns. Monsieur Picard was gracious enough to make allowance for our claiming the target as well.
[21.03.2015 23:07:09] [UC]V-Cannoniere: Salut, Junker.You have some very nasty cargo.
[21.03.2015 23:07:22] Sparkler: no it is medicen
[21.03.2015 23:07:30] [UC]V-Cannoniere: *laughs uproariously*
[21.03.2015 23:07:44] Bernard.Picard: *holds his mouth to prevent laughing* pupupu
[21.03.2015 23:07:50] [UC]V-Cannoniere: Non, it is not.
[21.03.2015 23:07:52] Sparkler: for the poor people of Houston
[21.03.2015 23:07:58] Bernard.Picard: Do you even know who are we?
[21.03.2015 23:08:05] Sparkler: not a clue
[21.03.2015 23:08:19] Bernard.Picard: Well, consider us the Anti-Cardamine squad.
[21.03.2015 23:08:32] Bernard.Picard: This is pretty much what we do when we see a such cargo.
[21.03.2015 23:08:35] Sparkler: have you even tried it
[21.03.2015 23:08:45] [UC]V-Cannoniere: Why would I take a mutagen into my body?
[21.03.2015 23:09:02] Sparkler: you never know you might like it
[21.03.2015 23:09:18] [UC]V-Cannoniere: Unlikely. And I get paid to make sure no one else tries it, either.
[21.03.2015 23:09:48] Sparkler: so single minded are you poor folks
[21.03.2015 23:09:48] Bernard.Picard: So Monsieur Junker, what do you have to say for you defense, for breaking the Gallic laws?
[21.03.2015 23:10:16] Bernard.Picard: One minded? Such a gross word!
[21.03.2015 23:10:36] [UC]V-Cannoniere: I think it only fair that you drop the cargo and pay Monsieur Picard a small fine, oui?
[21.03.2015 23:10:45] Sparkler: taste my dulzian turrets
[21.03.2015 23:10:53] Bernard.Picard: Returning fire!