Borderworld Exports Recruitment Terminal (iRP)

[Cashew]

Borderworlds Exports application form 8209-2727

- What is your full name?
Henry Michael Feldridge

- Where was your last place of employment? What experience do you have?
Janitor, I can scrub faster than anyone else in the realm! Turns out I can also fly a spaceship with my mop! Is that not impressive?

- To what division are you applying?
Shipping Combine

- Why are you interested in working for Border World Exports?
I must only be employed by Bretonia's finest! Oh and also, the pay for being a Janitor is somewhat terrible.

- You happen across a Gateway convoy that is under attack by Red Hessians. What do you do and why?
Containing my laughter would have to come first, If I manage to do that then I would likely step in and help the poor bloke out if things get hairy for him.

- You encounter a corporate trader of Gallic origin. It croaks mockingly at you. What do you do and why?
Remind him he forgot his white flag and call in the local coppers to lock 'im up.

- How do you feel about Glaswegian badgers?
Dodgy things I must say, I once got a fright from one whilst flossing. Terrible.

- Were you referred to Bowex by a Bowex) or BMM- employee?
Nay.

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