Can't say I e'er dun' seen a job postin' for somethin' the likes'a this but.. wit' the Junkin' market gettin' all kinds'a saturated these days wit' them kids roamin' around and takin' all the good parts 'afore us pros get to 'em, I gosta make ends meet to keep the ol' girl afloat.
So, guessin' I'll be havin a looksi here; whaddya got fer little ol' me?
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Q1 - What brings you to request being in a potential Janitor position of our almighty temple. We will work you hard. What have you done to deserve sitting at the janitors console, and hold the almighty mop of cleaning?
I work'd all kinds'a jobs in m'uh day. Scrappin', dealin' with all kinds'a folk left n' right-- It ain't all somethin' new t'me. I-a managed a crew 'a one'a them fancy combat' trans'perts fer a few years. I us'ta do on'a these "janiterial" jobs a looooooong time back. Now, I like these 'ere parts well 'nuff; I'da hate to see 'em go downhill just cos'a we ain't got none to manage th' controls or even jus' mop up a few floors here'n there. I'd be mor'than willin' to put in th'time t'help out.
I'd like t'think m'contributions 'round these parts have helped; I regularly sit 'round and show som'a these 'ere kids th'ropes. Be it tradin' or scrappin, I show 'em what it takes t'get the cash flowin'. R'member this un'kid, went by th'name'a "Doctor Orange", thought he was 'gon change the world wit' this escortin' service'a his. I be hopin' he's out thar' somewhar', savin' som' poor lug from some dern fool who gots him a ship bearin' some teeth.
I 'onc tried'ta make a bit'a cash makin' som vidyas for the youngin's. I'd lik'ta think they help'd some but iunno. Still considerin' makin more, maybe focusin' on helpin' th' rooks out. Future's a big place-- jus'gota make it yer own.
Quote:Q2 - What makes you a superior janitor to everyone else?
Superior' un' inferior ain't a-matterin'. Thar'aint two yokels that're th'same an' t'assume otherwise is'ta be in errer.
Quote:Q3 - Do you expect to gain anything besides being being able to wield "THE HOLY WINDEX"?
If'I be allow'd t'be talkin' a little more on th' loopy end 'ere; I'd make it m'sole duty t'seekout and capt'ur a dern-pow'rful ghost wit' m'pattended Ghost Murderlator 3000 Onc'I got's that dun' I'ma make me on'a them shcmancy shrines fer fancifyin' up m'quart'rs.
Oth'awise, no. This' be a job 'bout helpin' and cleanin'.
Quote:Q4 - What responsibilities do you believe you'll have in the position. (Hint: Scaring away geese is 'not' one of these responsibilities)
Dern it. I was told' thar'd be goose-scarin.
It'sa cleanin' an' fixin' job; Y'clean th'droppin's away when they aints want'd, and y'fix them consol'z when som'un asks' 'em t'be fixed.
Quote:Q5 - Out of the pool of Mortals - Is there anyone else you think would be a more experienced janitor than you?
This on' fella I knew ferever back... "Wildkinnies?" was it? I dun can't rememb'r; I ain't quite spry 'nuff t'be keepin' up wit' these newfangled "names" they gots themselves now.
A'course, y'can never go wrong wit' a'nuther junk'r cleanin' yer place; The youngblood Missus Regalia would be a right-dandy choice.
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A simple, angry man casually working his way through life on a personal quest to acquire copious amounts of street cred.