To: El.Comisario [TBH]

[Pepe]

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Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron

Gracias, Senorita Snow, for your fast and honest reply.

Your level of Artifacts expertise got obvious to me from the moment you mentioned "handling them" to see if they are active or not. We lost too many scientists by using that rather obsolete method. Handling Artifacts is not allowed in our Empire any more. Just to mention all the naive peasants that had found a shiny gadget in their dry crop fields, tried to turn it on and realised that their wives lost their boobs, but there they are - on their dog. Or on cow. Or on kids. Mucho loco...

We managed to develop our Del Cid guns thanks to Artifacts research, but it was long ago and with great losses unfortunately. Since then, we are just just collecting and selling that loco things to others.

That's why those Fremen tribes are concerning me so much. They can do it and keep their lives (and boobs) somehow.

However, good to know you are not in espionage business either. I didn't issue an order to confiscate your ship and her assets (Corsair Law, Section V, paragraph 26) - yet. I noticed Sirens Bell is not armed, but it could be - eventually. It wouldn't be wise to fare our space again in a gunboat without checking with me first, si?

Oh and I hope you agree our conversations recordings must disappear. It's safer for both of us, Pretty Face. *winks* Engaging recorded data autodestruction... starts in 4... 3... 2... 1...

*Pepe winks again and reaches some button with his hairy macho hand*

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