Ah, man, it's about time we got a proper landing page; it's looking pretty good (and responsive) from here, so many, many thanks for the effort to all of you!
(I did some work on a concept landing page for Discovery a year or two ago [?] when it was last brought up (edit: here), so I was actually hoping it'd be something like this when you mentioned that you were collecting catchphrases for a "surprise". )
PS: Try refreshing your browser's cache for that page by using Ctrl+F5 before it redirects, Protégé. Could take some time for it to show up anyhow if your ISP has cached it, though.
EDIT: I'll promise to try to make the map a bit more mobile-friendly. It's currently unfortunately a bit anticlimactic (read: slow and clunky) to open that link from the landing page on my (admittedly not-so-recent) Acro S.