Oi ya'scally! Ya'hating on m'folks from Dublin'nDerry'n'm'Old man? Listen up lad, will'ya 'coz hot shots like ya'make mince meat.
Hunting in m'patch be Strike one, putting beat t'me Old Man be Strike two. Ya'gonna make m'day n' score a hatrick? 'Coz ya'be meeting som'of us "Commie mumbo-jumbo bullcrap" if ya'do, 'trust me... scallys like ya'in't make it t'triage.