TO: All Interested Technology Firms

[Petitioner]

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Good day, Chief Wright. Williams & Williams Technology has been serving the small businesses of Liberty from our scenic location at Houston's most innovative city, Texarkana, for seven years. We feel confident that our programs are up to the high standards that Liberty Police Inc. holds for itself. We're willing to give you a two-week trial of our cutting-edge "Concisioneer" send-and-receive system, and thereafter license it to you for one million credits a month. If you're interested, the details of the Concisioneer system can be sent to you or one of your underlings over more secure channels.

Thank you for your time,

Jerry Williams, Williams & Williams

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