To: unknown recipient

[Sorrontis]

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Establishing Connection...
Connection Unsecured.

From: Jeremy "Balados" Johanssen
Affiliation: Ageira Independent Contractor
Location: New London B-6

To: Error: No Recipient
Subject: Testing. 1. 2. 3. Testing.

╞═╧═╪═╤═╡Encryption Level ◄ error ► ╒═══╪═╧═╡

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Hahahaha!
I finally got it to work! My comms is working, look at me, I'm so handsome! I can do video logging now! Oh god, I've been waiting for this for so long!

Jeremy starts his happy dance, like the no one in the galaxy is watching.
His awkward movement and unsynchronized wiggling go on for another five minutes, that is until Jeremy notices the REC light is on.
His eyes widen as he suddenly stops dancing.

N...no. no no no no no no! Jeremy is now frantically pressing buttons on his comms panel.
Oh god... No. this is humiliating. Why isn't this turning off?

Jeremy calms down, stares straight into the camera, and takes a deep breath. Ahem. I'm sorry about all this. This was a test gone wrong, please ignore. Good day.He pulls the comms panel's power supply .

Connection Severed

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Jeremy leans back into his chair. Oh god. That was stupid. I really hope no one saw that.
He plugs the comms back in, and waits for it to return to operation. Yep. That was broadcast across the galaxy.... With my coordinates. Sometimes I amaze myself how dumb I can be. Still not as bad as my nineteenth birthday party though. I think its time to get a drink.

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Good bye my friends. Good luck in space. Fly safe.