To: Mighty Corsair Imperial War Chamber

[Pepe]

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Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron in his office, in fool combat uniform

My respect, mighty Elders.*nods humbly, making massive greasy waves over his macho body*

Take a seat, por favor and take a look at this report. Our Omega fleet is doing final prepares as we speak. We are loading nukes... again.

Report: MUCHO TOP GRANDE SECRET

We discovered those caves, during my last mission in the deep wasteland of Crete. They are populated with that Sand People, processing humid air to get water for their strange crop growing systems. They are digging Artifacts and so far they managed to activate some to speed up the whole process. I even managed to negotiate some ship-cloak supplies with them.

The cave water facility: most precious treasure of Sand People

It's understandable water is most expensive treasure for them. But they worship some old Prophet as well and they bow to His religious manuscripts every morning. Those places are guarded even better than their water tanks and I managed to break in only thanks to my superior sneaking skills. I was amazed by religious zeal they are receiving from those old pages. Not to mention other treasures they keep on those holy places, including Xeno devices they call The Tears of Allah.

Holy Buddhislam pages: source of Wasteland law and zeal

But, there was one person I'd never guess I can see at such a place. As you probably recognise this face, just to make it clear: it was famous Bretonian racer and well-known opportunist Dexter Hovis. And what was he doing there? BUYING one of Xeno devices able to sort and even OPEN Relics, Artifacts and who knows what else!

Dexter Hovis getting one Tear of Allah

Thanks to my outraging spying skills and agility, I managed to attach pinhole hyper-camera to his suitcase and guess what? After few hours of space travel, I received this snapshots of some underground lab at Sprague! Unfortunately, I have no idea which lab is this exactly, so we must nuke all of them. Rapido! Artifacts are OUR business, caramba! No ugly Bretonian could take it from our rightful hands!

Xeno archeological site at Sprague

Fleet moves from Cadiz at 18:00 GMT this very evening. May Santa Muerte embrace our dead over Sprague.

*Pepe nods respectfully and reaches OFF button with his hairy macho hand*

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