An ode to modern times.

[Yaoquizque]

The man was mysteriously looking at the screen in front of him. The room was dark and cryptic. Despite hid hood, he was still able to notice the edgeerie shape that reflected at the edge of his edgy screen. Moving his head slightly, he observed the intruder.

It was a woman, whose edgy outline was edgily hidden in the mysterious shadows eating a corner of the dark room.
"Question mark colon you don't know me." said the woman edgeerily, while walking towards him in a confounding way.
The edgy man acknowledged this statement, his head making the sketch of an eerie bow.
"Question mark colon the edge of my edgy blade is as sharp as the edgity of your edibility." noted the man edgingly, to which the woman replied :
"Question mark colon the greatest mystery is our own center as soon as we escape the vault of our mothers' womb."

The man edgily edged at this edgy statement before returning to his screen. He could not help cryptically saying, as the woman was edgeerily walking in an edgy way behind him as to edgily edge him with her edgy stiletto :
"Question mark colon I have seen many things, killed so many people and plotted so many plots. Yet I forgot the reason of it all."

He was about to add something when he felt the edgy cold pressure of the edgy stiletto edgingly edging at his edgy Adam's apple...

AND THAT'S WHEN HE AWOKE

The lady of the night by his side asked playfully :
"Is there something wrong, honey? Did you have a baaad dream...?"
"QUESTION MARK COLON YOU DON'T KNOW ME!" screamed the man, making the lady of the night run away, startled by this unexpectedly edgy statement.

AND SO BEGINS
THE SAGA OF
EDGAR 'EDGEHOG' MCEDGITY

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