Now you can indulge in your favorite snack, without scaring the neighbours!
Available now at all good food retailers on Crete!
Available in 4 finger-licking good flavours sourced by our expert flavour engineers from all across Sirius!
Texan BBQ
Full English Londoner
Munich Smoked
Kyushu Wasabi
Hurry now, while stocks last!
(Warning: contains Homo sapiens extract; may cause kuru; not for children under 3 years of age. Contact your local Synth Foods office if you are concerned about possible allergic reactions)
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